Let me introduce you to my time machine See my souped up bird spread her golden wings Going back in black through my neighborhood My main street middle class HollywoodJenny’s all jet-set ' Purple Rain' cassette Looking like she was the queen of the 80’s And if I knew back then what I know right now Yeah, you know I'd be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes Just an average Joe making minimum wage Burger flipping on the beach instead of hitting the wave While the girls walk by with their copper tone tan Sucker punching the clocks, stop working for the man Well, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues Oh Candy, oh would you save me? If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes I walked into the dance in the High school gym This girl with drop dead legs, I’m moving in You know it must have been the DJ spinning ' Billy Jean' I tapped Nikki on the shoulder told her dance with me Was like that scene from ' Grease' the way we bumped to the beat I had the girl give me the slip, she got away from me' Cause if I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd have the pick of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes
Let me introduce you to my time machine See my souped up bird spread her golden wings Going back in black through my neighborhood My main street middle class HollywoodJenny’s all jet-set ' Purple Rain' cassette Looking like she was the queen of the 80’s And if I knew back then what I know right now Yeah, you know I'd be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes Just an average Joe making minimum wage Burger flipping on the beach instead of hitting the wave While the girls walk by with their copper tone tan Sucker punching the clocks, stop working for the man Well, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues Oh Candy, oh would you save me? If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes I walked into the dance in the High school gym This girl with drop dead legs, I’m moving in You know it must have been the DJ spinning ' Billy Jean' I tapped Nikki on the shoulder told her dance with me Was like that scene from ' Grease' the way we bumped to the beat I had the girl give me the slip, she got away from me' Cause if I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd have the pick of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know I'd be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes
