Yeah, we’re here with the hottest flow And the hottest Jian Bing Rolling out of bed, Middle Kingdom knocking feeling like a drum breakfast at the door, Jiao Zi last night ordered them Wai Mai dude speaking Fang Yan, I’m feeling dumb but these days, I’ll never get bored of them Because we living here in China I’m a rhymer telling you the story of this setting through the eyes of another Wai guo ren the ones that came out here they call helmsman and now I’m flipping through Tao Bao and somehow with the know-how and Zhi Fu Bao you can buy anything you want on this website and the things you didn't know you wanted til sight bottle-opening fidget spinner a toaster that makes eggs pink trousers for dog legs whole collections of clothing with english words that make no sense What is Upsoab? Is that like a dog leash, but for hamsters? Buying that!
Call me crazy Call me crazy but I came here for something new Don’t say maybe We don’t say maybe We say this, well I can do you ask Why China? yeah we reply Why not China? take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets and make it on your own you ask Why China? yeah we reply Why not China? with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat I’d be super screwed without my phone RAP: So now I’m out on the street looking for a few bikes with my friends so we can go to our favourite hotpot place right by Dong Zhi Men No, we ain’t expats, we ain’t Tu hao，we ain’t got Mercedes Benz but yo where’s my Kou Zhao, can’t ride in this pollution open Wechat call a Di Di, we be on our way chinese friends order food, enough for 40 days Tofu with chopsticks is really hard, well that’s okay and then they fight to pay but we split the bill on we chat and I use that app to call a Di Di to go back and I don’t even carry cash anymore I use my phone to pay ding is that my door? yes my hamster leash is here already but I I forgot one thing.. I don’t have a hamster think I could buy one on Tao Bao? Dont think I’m just to cool to do a funny song and I I was hoping that you all could sing along and I I’ve been thinking after Donald Trump and Brexit and the chaos and the mayhem I’ll sit here and sip oolong and I dancing with old people dancing in the park and I barely understand them, asking /who we are/, reply 你说什么？我听不懂 Call me crazy Call me crazy but I came here for something new Don’t say maybe We don’t say maybe We say this, well I can do you ask Why China? yeah we reply Why not China? take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets and make it on your own you ask Why China? yeah we reply Why not China? with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat I’d be super screwed without my phone
[00:00.000] 作词 : 钟逸伦Dylan [00:00.255] 作曲 : 钟逸伦Dylan/1229 [00:00.510] [00:01.990]Yeah, we’re here [00:03.980]with the hottest flow [00:06.270]And the hottest Jian Bing [00:08.520]Rolling out of bed, Middle Kingdom [00:10.070]knocking feeling like a drum [00:11.420]breakfast at the door, Jiao Zi [00:12.590]last night ordered them [00:14.080]Wai Mai dude speaking Fang Yan, I’m feeling dumb [00:16.440]but these days, I’ll never get bored of them [00:18.930]Because we living here in China [00:20.260]I’m a [00:20.720]rhymer [00:21.380]telling you the story of this setting [00:23.220]through the eyes of another Wai guo ren [00:25.680]the ones that came out here they call helmsman [00:28.680]and now I’m flipping through Tao Bao [00:29.950]and somehow with the know-how and Zhi Fu Bao [00:32.730]you can buy anything you want on this website [00:35.290]and the things you didn't know you wanted til sight [00:37.630]bottle-opening fidget spinner [00:39.080]a toaster that makes eggs [00:40.290]pink trousers for dog legs [00:41.770]whole collections of clothing with english words that make no sense [00:45.020]What is Upsoab? [00:49.110]Is that like a dog leash, but for hamsters? Buying that! [00:53.000] [00:56.050]Call me crazy [00:58.770]Call me crazy [01:00.580]but I came here for something new [01:05.750]Don’t say maybe [01:08.150]We don’t say maybe [01:09.860]We say this, well I can do [01:15.060]you ask Why China? [01:17.690]yeah we reply Why not China? [01:19.990]take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets [01:23.370]and make it on your own [01:25.950]you ask Why China? [01:27.430]yeah we reply Why not China? [01:29.460]with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat [01:32.040]I’d be super screwed without my phone [01:33.660]RAP: [01:34.110]So now I’m out on the street looking for a few bikes with my friends [01:36.400]so we can go to our favourite hotpot place right by Dong Zhi Men [01:39.380]No, we ain’t expats, we ain’t Tu hao，we ain’t got Mercedes Benz [01:41.020]but yo where’s my Kou Zhao, can’t ride in this pollution [01:44.750]open Wechat call a Di Di, we be on our way [01:46.490]chinese friends order food, enough for 40 days [01:48.810]Tofu with chopsticks is really hard, well that’s okay [01:51.730]and then they fight to pay [01:53.040]but we split the bill on we chat [01:54.350]and I use that app to call a Di Di to go back [01:57.680]and I don’t even carry cash anymore [02:00.030]I use my phone to pay [02:01.110]ding [02:01.620]is that my door? [02:02.530]yes my hamster leash is here already [02:03.970]but I [02:05.460]I forgot one thing.. I don’t have a hamster [02:10.120]think I could buy one on Tao Bao? [02:11.590]Dont think I’m just to cool to do a funny song and I [02:14.060]I was hoping that you all could sing along and I [02:16.140]I’ve been thinking after Donald Trump and Brexit [02:18.840]and the chaos and the mayhem I’ll sit here and sip oolong and I [02:20.990]dancing with old people dancing in the park and I [02:23.180]barely understand them, asking /who we are/, reply [02:25.630]你说什么？我听不懂 [02:30.080]Call me crazy [02:32.800]Call me crazy [02:34.530]but I came here for something new [02:39.560]Don’t say maybe [02:41.390]We don’t say maybe [02:43.630]We say this, well I can do [02:48.960]you ask Why China? [02:51.410]yeah we reply Why not China? [02:53.800]take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets [02:57.100]and make it on your own [02:58.530]you ask Why China? [03:00.840]yeah we reply Why not China? [03:03.230]with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat [03:05.670]I’d be super screwed without my phone
