Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Makin' things glow in the night Well, she would if she could And she'd be good if she would Only be a lover she'd be out tonight 'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Salt Lake City, salt lickin' biddies Bogus honey stinkin' o' gin Well, my daddy was hard His face was pretty scarred From kickin' ass and playin' poker to win 'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Loose old lady, my Mama Katie Chivalry was born at her feet Well, she shoulda thought twice When Pa showed his dice At night she put my daddy to sleep 'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy And I'm a rat It's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad, yeah I said it's too bad It's too bad You know it's too bad Ahh, it's too bad
Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Makin' things glow in the night Well, she would if she could And she'd be good if she would Only be a lover she'd be out tonight 'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Salt Lake City, salt lickin' biddies Bogus honey stinkin' o' gin Well, my daddy was hard His face was pretty scarred From kickin' ass and playin' poker to win 'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Loose old lady, my Mama Katie Chivalry was born at her feet Well, she shoulda thought twice When Pa showed his dice At night she put my daddy to sleep 'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely schoolboy And I'm a rat It's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad, yeah I said it's too bad It's too bad You know it's too bad Ahh, it's too bad
