Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes Or else you'll wind up in the can No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around You are a guest of Uncle Sam Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease Allow no *** above the knees When I snap you jump into the master plan I'll be damned Well I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do Damned if I don't
Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around I'll make a monkey outta you You sign your name right on that dotted line boy I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do And damned if I don't, yeah
Come on I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke I'm damned if I do I'm damned if I don't
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I'll be damned if I go for broke I'm damned if I do I'm damned if I don't
I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned I'll be damned
[00:13.27] Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes [00:18.73] Or else you'll wind up in the can [00:24.33] No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around [00:30.00] You are a guest of Uncle Sam [00:35.45] Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease [00:41.06] Allow no *** above the knees [00:46.62] When I snap you jump into the master plan [00:52.09] I'll be damned [00:55.14] Well I'll be damned [00:57.00] [00:57.46] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke [01:04.48] Damned if I steal your joke [01:09.49] I'll be damned if I go for broke [01:15.15] Damned if I do [01:17.80] Damned if I don't [01:19.86] [01:22.87] Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around [01:27.88] I'll make a monkey outta you [01:33.53] You sign your name right on that dotted line boy [01:39.19] I'll be damned [01:41.19] [01:41.75] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke [01:48.50] Damned if I steal your joke [01:53.46] I'll be damned if I go for broke [01:59.46] Damned if I do [02:02.13] And damned if I don't, yeah [02:05.13] [02:32.84] Come on [02:35.75] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke [02:42.41] Damned if I steal your joke [02:47.12] I'll be damned if I go for broke [02:52.52] I'm damned if I do [02:55.63] I'm damned if I don't [02:58.13] [02:58.24] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke [03:03.74] Damned if I steal your joke [03:08.65] I'll be damned if I go for broke [03:14.11] I'm damned if I do [03:16.81] I'm damned if I don't [03:18.72] [03:19.21] I'll be damned [03:24.12] I'll be damned [03:29.28] I'll be damned [03:34.64] I'll be damned [03:37.35] I'll be damned [03:40.00] I'll be damned [03:50.41]
