One two three I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Comes in colorless, pink and pleasant Glows in the dark, it's iridescent Take it with you when you travel far Get yourself a sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestone Sittin' on a pedestal of Abalone Shells Goin' 90, I ain't scared 'Cause I got the Virgin Mary Assuring me that I won't go to hell
One two three I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Comes in colorless, pink and pleasant Glows in the dark, it's iridescent Take it with you when you travel far Get yourself a sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestone Sittin' on a pedestal of Abalone Shells Goin' 90, I ain't scared 'Cause I got the Virgin Mary Assuring me that I won't go to hell
