Half past five, I'm in the pub Six o'clock it's home for grub Eight o'clock, I'm back to the bar Sod the walk, I'll take the car Knock it back, have another one Drinking and driving is so much fun In the motor, off you go Not too fast and not too slow Keep your head and keep your cool Must avoid that rightful pull As you meander down the road Don't forget your highway code See the spot and take your pick Out of the car to be sick
Half past five, I'm in the pub Six o'clock it's home for grub Eight o'clock, I'm back to the bar Sod the walk, I'll take the car Knock it back, have another one Drinking and driving is so much fun In the motor, off you go Not too fast and not too slow Keep your head and keep your cool Must avoid that rightful pull As you meander down the road Don't forget your highway code See the spot and take your pick Out of the car to be sick
