作词 : Tim Minchin 作曲 : Tim Minchin [00:00]72 Virgins (Ten Foot Cock and A Few Hundred Virgins) [00:01]Originally performed by Tim Minchin [00:02]Rearranged by ETsai [00:04]So you're gonna live in Paradise [00:08]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins [00:11]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [00:15]Ohh For a ride on a UFO [00:18]And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation [00:25]You're gonna be the first to know, ouoh [00:33]And so if... [00:36]God was there from the very beginning [00:38]He invented men and women [00:40]Then He also invented wanking [00:42]Then He said wanking was sinning [00:44]Even if I'm feeling randy [00:45]I'm not allowed to hand-shandy [00:47]But having *** with my family [00:49]that is just ******* great [00:51]It's all there in Ezekial 8 [00:55]Just before He opens up His big pearly gate [00:58]And says that it's a sin [00:59]To take it up the date [01:01]Even if it's great [01:03]Even with your cowboy mate
[01:12]So you're gonna live in Paradise [01:15]With a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins [01:19]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [01:22]For a shot at the greener grass [01:26]And when the Lord comes down with his shining rod of judgement [01:32]He's gonna kick my heathen ass, ouoh [01:39]And if you...
[01:42]Cover the bodies of your women [01:44]Everybody is grinning [01:46]Cause black is so slimming [01:48]Though it's not great for swimming [01:50]But it gives you an erection [01:52]With the increased ***ual tension [01:53]What with the U.V. protection [01:55]That is second to none. [01:57]You'll find it all in the Quran [02:01]Just next to the bit that justifies guns [02:03]And says that it's a sin [02:05]To take it up the bum [02:07]Even if it's fun [02:08]Even with permission from your mum
[02:18]So you're gonna live in Paradise [02:22]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins [02:25]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [02:29]For a shot at eternity [02:32]And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance [02:40]He's gonna disembowel me, ouoh
[02:52]So you're gonna live in Paradise [02:57]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins [03:00]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [03:04]For a ride on a UFO [03:07]And when the Lord comes down with his big stiff slippery, rod of judgement [03:15]I'm gonna be the first to go [03:18]He's gonna send me down below [03:22]He's gonna whip me like his hoe [03:26]You really think so [03:29]I'm gonna be the first to go
作词 : Tim Minchin 作曲 : Tim Minchin [00:00]72 Virgins (Ten Foot Cock and A Few Hundred Virgins) [00:01]Originally performed by Tim Minchin [00:02]Rearranged by ETsai [00:04]So you're gonna live in Paradise [00:08]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins [00:11]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [00:15]Ohh For a ride on a UFO [00:18]And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation [00:25]You're gonna be the first to know, ouoh [00:33]And so if... [00:36]God was there from the very beginning [00:38]He invented men and women [00:40]Then He also invented wanking [00:42]Then He said wanking was sinning [00:44]Even if I'm feeling randy [00:45]I'm not allowed to hand-shandy [00:47]But having *** with my family [00:49]that is just ******* great [00:51]It's all there in Ezekial 8 [00:55]Just before He opens up His big pearly gate [00:58]And says that it's a sin [00:59]To take it up the date [01:01]Even if it's great [01:03]Even with your cowboy mate
[01:12]So you're gonna live in Paradise [01:15]With a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins [01:19]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [01:22]For a shot at the greener grass [01:26]And when the Lord comes down with his shining rod of judgement [01:32]He's gonna kick my heathen ass, ouoh [01:39]And if you...
[01:42]Cover the bodies of your women [01:44]Everybody is grinning [01:46]Cause black is so slimming [01:48]Though it's not great for swimming [01:50]But it gives you an erection [01:52]With the increased ***ual tension [01:53]What with the U.V. protection [01:55]That is second to none. [01:57]You'll find it all in the Quran [02:01]Just next to the bit that justifies guns [02:03]And says that it's a sin [02:05]To take it up the bum [02:07]Even if it's fun [02:08]Even with permission from your mum
[02:18]So you're gonna live in Paradise [02:22]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins [02:25]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [02:29]For a shot at eternity [02:32]And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance [02:40]He's gonna disembowel me, ouoh
[02:52]So you're gonna live in Paradise [02:57]With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins [03:00]So you're gonna sacrifice your life [03:04]For a ride on a UFO [03:07]And when the Lord comes down with his big stiff slippery, rod of judgement [03:15]I'm gonna be the first to go [03:18]He's gonna send me down below [03:22]He's gonna whip me like his hoe [03:26]You really think so [03:29]I'm gonna be the first to go
