It's really too bad that anyone even invented The concept of perfection And don't be mistaken It's all that it ever was Just a concept, an idea A story to scare the children Of a megalomaniacal pair Of some smartasses somewhere out there Spiraling through history books Hiding in the subtext in between the lines Of the single most boring page ever inflicted On the temp worker proofreading textbooks To pay off the wasted English degree They earned but never will need It's really too bad when I opt into paralysis To protect me from a malice That I'm not sure even exists Oh, but what if it did? Like an ancient evil that showed up at your party And it's really bumming everyone out Sucking us into an endless void Spiraling through alternate space Hiding in the subfloors and between the walls Of the single most boring place that ever existed And that's where we'll live Kept alive by enzymes for a thousand years And while I'm glad you're here I still kinda wish I didn't have to be It's really too bad when things start looking good For the first time in a while But I can't see it Because I live with fear Fear is my roommate He's an asshole And he stands in front of the window all day To block my view Or am I just copping out? Spiraling through history books Hiding in the subtext in between the lines Of the single most boring page that ever existed And that's where we'll live Kept alive on bookshelves for a thousand years And while I'm glad you're here I still kinda wish I didn't have to be
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