作词 : Merritt I want to be a Playboy’s bunny I’d do whatever they asked me to I’d meet people with lots of money And they would love me like I loved you I want to be a topless waitress I want my mother to shed one tear I’d throw away this old sedate dress Slip into something a tad more sheer I want to be an artist’s model An Odalisque Au Naturel I should be good at spin the bottle While I’ve still got something left to sell I want to be a cobra dancer With little Willie between my thighs I may not find a cure for cancer But I’ll meet plenty of single guys I want to be a brothel worker I’ve always been treated like one If I could be a back-street lurker I’d make more money and have more fun I want to be a dominatrix Which isn’t like me, but I can dream Learn S&M and all those gay tricks And men will pay me to make them scream I want to be a porno starlet For that I’ll wait ’til Mama’s dead I’ll see my name in lights of scarlet And get to spend every day in bed I want to be a tattooed lady Dedicated as I am to art Character's bold, complex and shady Will write my memoirs across my heart
作词 : Merritt I want to be a Playboy’s bunny I’d do whatever they asked me to I’d meet people with lots of money And they would love me like I loved you I want to be a topless waitress I want my mother to shed one tear I’d throw away this old sedate dress Slip into something a tad more sheer I want to be an artist’s model An Odalisque Au Naturel I should be good at spin the bottle While I’ve still got something left to sell I want to be a cobra dancer With little Willie between my thighs I may not find a cure for cancer But I’ll meet plenty of single guys I want to be a brothel worker I’ve always been treated like one If I could be a back-street lurker I’d make more money and have more fun I want to be a dominatrix Which isn’t like me, but I can dream Learn S&M and all those gay tricks And men will pay me to make them scream I want to be a porno starlet For that I’ll wait ’til Mama’s dead I’ll see my name in lights of scarlet And get to spend every day in bed I want to be a tattooed lady Dedicated as I am to art Character's bold, complex and shady Will write my memoirs across my heart
