When I was yea high 'til I was three I suffered from petit mal epilepsy Any excitement gave me a fit But there were drugs to cure me of it Weird diseases I get weird diseases Whenever Krishna sneezes I get weird diseases So at the least sign of emotion I got a tranquilizing potion Thus from the time I was a young boy I could feel neither anger nor joy Weird diseases Random weird diseases Once from eating recalled cheeses I got weird diseases Nearly fatal renal cysts Maybe Asperger's if that exists Pityriasis rosea Two separate times giardia Weird diseases I get weird diseases Wafting on the toxic breezes I get weird diseases Debilitating spider bites Hiccups for three days and nights A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum Hyperacusis, what's that from? It's from weird diseases I get weird diseases Whenever baby Jesus pleases He gives me weird diseases Chronic fatigue COPD Petit mal epilepsy Two big holes inside my brain Migraine aura sans migraine Weird diseases I get weird diseases Weird diseases I get weird diseases
[00:11.30]When I was yea high 'til I was three [00:14.78]I suffered from petit mal epilepsy [00:18.90]Any excitement gave me a fit [00:22.80]But there were drugs to cure me of it [00:27.75]Weird diseases [00:30.90]I get weird diseases [00:35.09]Whenever Krishna sneezes [00:38.79]I get weird diseases [00:42.83]So at the least sign of emotion [00:46.33]I got a tranquilizing potion [00:50.29]Thus from the time I was a young boy [00:54.24]I could feel neither anger nor joy [00:58.88]Weird diseases [01:02.44]Random weird diseases [01:06.02]Once from eating recalled cheeses [01:10.38]I got weird diseases [01:14.22]Nearly fatal renal cysts [01:17.73]Maybe Asperger's if that exists [01:21.67]Pityriasis rosea [01:25.68]Two separate times giardia [01:30.82]Weird diseases [01:34.03]I get weird diseases [01:37.52]Wafting on the toxic breezes [01:41.87]I get weird diseases [01:45.75]Debilitating spider bites [01:49.20]Hiccups for three days and nights [01:53.15]A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum [01:57.11]Hyperacusis, what's that from? [02:01.61]It's from weird diseases [02:05.62]I get weird diseases [02:09.47]Whenever baby Jesus pleases [02:12.88]He gives me weird diseases [02:17.55]Chronic fatigue [02:19.73]COPD [02:22.94]Petit mal epilepsy [02:24.98]Two big holes inside my brain [02:28.64]Migraine aura sans migraine [02:33.64]Weird diseases [02:37.08]I get weird diseases [02:50.14]Weird diseases [02:53.19]I get weird diseases
