作词 : Oliver McGill 作曲 : Oliver McGill Set fire to your hair 放火烧你的头发 Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 拿根棍子戳灰熊 Eat medicines that’s out of date 吃上一堆过期的药 Use your private parts as piranha bait 用私处去钓食人鱼 Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 Get your toast out with a fork 用根叉子去拿吐司 Do your own electrical work 电工活儿你自己来 Teach yourself how to fly 自学飞机怎么开 Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
Invite a psycho killer inside 把杀人狂请进门 Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride 在毒贩的新车上划道痕 Take your helmet off in outer space 在外太空脱下你的头盔 Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 悄悄地躲在干衣机里
Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 养只响尾蛇当宠物 Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 把两个肾都在网上卖掉 Eat a tube of superglue 吃上一管万能胶 “I wonder what’s this red button do?” 我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的? Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 Dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿 Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 闲着没事惹一窝马蜂 Stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站的站台边缘 Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆 Run across the tracks between the platforms 冲过火车站台之间的铁轨 They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 它们虽然不押韵却很可能是 The dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法 Dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法 Dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法 So many dumb 好多种蠢蠢的 So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:00.000] 作词 : Oliver McGill [00:01.000] 作曲 : Oliver McGill [00:03.67]Set fire to your hair 放火烧你的头发 [00:06.59]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 拿根棍子戳灰熊 [00:10.55]Eat medicines that’s out of date 吃上一堆过期的药 [00:14.61]Use your private parts as piranha bait 用私处去钓食人鱼 [00:18.28] Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [00:21.81]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [00:26.08]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [00:29.56]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [00:32.52]Get your toast out with a fork 用根叉子去拿吐司 [00:38.53]Do your own electrical work 电工活儿你自己来 [00:42.21]Teach yourself how to fly 自学飞机怎么开 [00:46.14]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派 [00:50.40] [00:50.73]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [00:53.68]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [00:58.20]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [01:02.20]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:04.34] [01:05.18]Invite a psycho killer inside 把杀人狂请进门 [01:08.21]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride 在毒贩的新车上划道痕 [01:12.41]Take your helmet off in outer space 在外太空脱下你的头盔 [01:16.72]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 悄悄地躲在干衣机里 [01:20.26] [01:20.54]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [01:23.63]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:28.00]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [01:31.41]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:34.29]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 养只响尾蛇当宠物 [01:38.10]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 把两个肾都在网上卖掉 [01:42.54]Eat a tube of superglue 吃上一管万能胶 [01:46.53]“I wonder what’s this red button do?” 我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的? [01:50.22] Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [01:53.51]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [01:57.93]Dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法 [02:01.47]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 [02:07.18]Dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿 [02:13.98]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 闲着没事惹一窝马蜂 [02:19.58] Stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站的站台边缘 [02:24.56]Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆 [02:28.13]Run across the tracks between the platforms 冲过火车站台之间的铁轨 [02:31.64]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 它们虽然不押韵却很可能是 [02:35.60]The dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法 [02:38.98]Dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法 [02:43.06]Dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法 [02:46.09] So many dumb 好多种蠢蠢的 [02:51.04]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
