Oh if only Brazil was not so far Far away I Would swim or walk or ride But never ever fly But all the noise of the maniacs there The sweat on my face it's worth to bear But I don't wanna bounce and die But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress I close my eyes, I know what I would go for Stewardess before the crash Lavatory Love Machine No fear can quell my steam Lavatory Love Machine No cabin fire burn my dream I'm at your disposal I gotta get up to see what you ain't gonna hide Wheeling junk along the aisle Keep your seat belt fastened You're whipping with an iron voice You command Oh mistress I am in your hands And when she asks me what I'd like to eat I realize the domina feels the same And I reply: What about your pie? Lavatory Love Machine No fear can quell my steam Lavatory Love Machine No cabin fire burn my dream Lavatory Love Machine No broken wings to stop me stream Lavatory Love Machine Honey do you like the way I cream?! (Pilot speaking) "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, my name is Long-Dong Rodriguez and I want to welcome you on board on this flight triple X 69 to Copacabana, and ahh... Unfortunately we are a little bit late, and some of you probably gonna get laid, haha, I hope, but... However, we can arrive on time anyway because I can fly a little bit faster, you know?" Now if I gotta die I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash Let them know I've been alive Till I made my final splash Lavatory Love Machine No fear can quell my steam Lavatory Love Machine woh-oh (Background chorus:) Lavatory Love Machine No cabin fire burn my dream Don't hear the scary noises From the turbine when you scream No broken wings to stop me stream Honey do you like the way I cream?
Oh if only Brazil was not so far Far away I Would swim or walk or ride But never ever fly But all the noise of the maniacs there The sweat on my face it's worth to bear But I don't wanna bounce and die But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress I close my eyes, I know what I would go for Stewardess before the crash Lavatory Love Machine No fear can quell my steam Lavatory Love Machine No cabin fire burn my dream I'm at your disposal I gotta get up to see what you ain't gonna hide Wheeling junk along the aisle Keep your seat belt fastened You're whipping with an iron voice You command Oh mistress I am in your hands And when she asks me what I'd like to eat I realize the domina feels the same And I reply: What about your pie? Lavatory Love Machine No fear can quell my steam Lavatory Love Machine No cabin fire burn my dream Lavatory Love Machine No broken wings to stop me stream Lavatory Love Machine Honey do you like the way I cream?! (Pilot speaking) "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, my name is Long-Dong Rodriguez and I want to welcome you on board on this flight triple X 69 to Copacabana, and ahh... Unfortunately we are a little bit late, and some of you probably gonna get laid, haha, I hope, but... However, we can arrive on time anyway because I can fly a little bit faster, you know?" Now if I gotta die I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash Let them know I've been alive Till I made my final splash Lavatory Love Machine No fear can quell my steam Lavatory Love Machine woh-oh (Background chorus:) Lavatory Love Machine No cabin fire burn my dream Don't hear the scary noises From the turbine when you scream No broken wings to stop me stream Honey do you like the way I cream?
