Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know... "Hello girls!" "Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!" I'm a sight for sore eyes Oh, if your eyes would only see I've been born on tiptoe Still you looked like a lighthouse next to me You pet-named me Napoleon I was proud 'til I got the reason why , why..... Never aimed for confrontation You've been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye Oh, while you read this letter I'd just gone to eat out By the way My what a sunshine in Trinidad Hope you're okay lightyears away My what A heat wave in Trinidad Hope you don't mind if I stay Pitcher goes too often to the well And now the pitcher's gone insane Gotta run away, boiling over, getting hell And found the answer on a plane Oh, I've been pissing off Before you might could have pissed me off. I hope you're fine, yeah My what a sunshine in Trinidad Mind if you stay, I do okay My what A heatwave in Trinidad Sunburnt a night flight away "Honey you're looking good so far away from me The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey Greetings from Trinidad, hey! My what a sunshine in Trinidad Mind if you stay, I do okay My what a heatwave in Trinidad Sunburnt a night flight away "Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha"
Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know... "Hello girls!" "Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!" I'm a sight for sore eyes Oh, if your eyes would only see I've been born on tiptoe Still you looked like a lighthouse next to me You pet-named me Napoleon I was proud 'til I got the reason why , why..... Never aimed for confrontation You've been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye Oh, while you read this letter I'd just gone to eat out By the way My what a sunshine in Trinidad Hope you're okay lightyears away My what A heat wave in Trinidad Hope you don't mind if I stay Pitcher goes too often to the well And now the pitcher's gone insane Gotta run away, boiling over, getting hell And found the answer on a plane Oh, I've been pissing off Before you might could have pissed me off. I hope you're fine, yeah My what a sunshine in Trinidad Mind if you stay, I do okay My what A heatwave in Trinidad Sunburnt a night flight away "Honey you're looking good so far away from me The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey Greetings from Trinidad, hey! My what a sunshine in Trinidad Mind if you stay, I do okay My what a heatwave in Trinidad Sunburnt a night flight away "Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha"
