I wanna be a platinum blonde Just like all the ***y stars Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene Yeah they, they really had fun In a luminous Dayglo shade Walk into a bar and I'll have it made' Cause if that's all it takes A double processed blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde Be a platinum blonde I even tried wearing a wig for a while It was the right color, not the right style Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply See ya later I wanna be a platinum blonde Just like all the ***y stars Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene Yeah they, they really had fun Now if you need me on SundayAnd you look twice and see That platinum blonde is gonna be me In a double processed luminous Dayglo shade When I get this color I'll have it made in the shade Oh, I hope I'm okayI wanna be a platinum blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde Honey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gottaI gotta be a platinum blonde I gotta be a platinum blonde I gotta be a platinum blonde I'll hit the bottle baby
I wanna be a platinum blonde Just like all the ***y stars Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene Yeah they, they really had fun In a luminous Dayglo shade Walk into a bar and I'll have it made' Cause if that's all it takes A double processed blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde Be a platinum blonde I even tried wearing a wig for a while It was the right color, not the right style Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply See ya later I wanna be a platinum blonde Just like all the ***y stars Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene Yeah they, they really had fun Now if you need me on SundayAnd you look twice and see That platinum blonde is gonna be me In a double processed luminous Dayglo shade When I get this color I'll have it made in the shade Oh, I hope I'm okayI wanna be a platinum blonde I wanna be a platinum blonde Honey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gottaI gotta be a platinum blonde I gotta be a platinum blonde I gotta be a platinum blonde I'll hit the bottle baby
