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  • Protecting Ryan, protecting Ryan
    Back when I was a teenager
    Me, my brother Vish, and my brother Greg
    Was playing basketball at the court
    There was these two ****** in general
    That just kept fouling, just fouling, fouling
    So I went up for a lay-up, I'm like "Ball, *****!"
    God damn, they talkin' ****, I'm talkin' ****
    He jumps up in my face (what you gon' do, little *****?)
    So I throw an overhand right and a hook, "*****!"
    Wham! Wham! This ***** falls to the ground asleep
    All you see is Z's, birdies, stars, you hear all that ****
    And then I run up on the ***** that he was with that was also talkin' ****
    I said, "What's up?"
    Soon as I said that, this ***** Vish just threw the basketball
    And hit him in the face hard as ****, boom!
    Now if he was about to say something tough, he must have just changed his mind
    Cause that ***** turned around and broke running
    All I heard that ***** saying was, "I don't want a problem!"
    And right when I was thinking to myself, "Where the **** is Greg at?"
    I'm reminded of why I never call him when there's a problem
    He got this thing about protectin' Ryan, he just kinda overdo ****
    So the next thing that happened in my mind, went like this:
    Greg flew into the picture, possibly from out of the sky
    I think he was wearing a cape
    He landed infront of me like dun-dun-da-dun
    With a knife in his hand, with the handle taped up
    That he had been keeping under his front driver's seat
    In his car the whole time and nobody knew
    This ***** just blacked out and started swinging the knife at the dude I dropped
    Wah wah wah! "I'mma kill you ************!" And start cuttin' the *****
    I had to grab him like, "Greggy, what are you doing? Don't kill this *****!"
    The whole park just went silent
    And then the silence gets broken by police sirens
    And all you hear from each way is people going, "Greg throw the knife on the roof!
    Greg throw the knife in the pool! Get rid of the knife, Greg!"
    And he drops the bloody knife right in the grass
    I look at him, he looks back at me
    Prison bars just come in between us and surrounds him completely
    My mother and father just outta nowhere pops into the picture
    And I said, "You ain't have to try to kill him Greggy"
    My mother and father, "Why you had to try and kill him Greggy?"
    He said, "I was protecting Ryan!"
    And then he went to prison and started writing letters home
    "Dear Momma, I'm so sorry, all I was doing was protectin' Ryan"
    And then he came home
    "Ryan got a record deal, did you hear, Greg?"
    "Yeah, I deal with a record everyday that I got for calling myself protecting Ryan"
    "But you ain't have to call his wife a ***** right to her face"
    "See here we go again, don't nobody never see my side of the story
    Every time I turn around, y'all either defending or protecting Ryan"
    I think I get it now, thank you for protectin' me
    I wouldn't be where I'm at today if you hadn't protected me
    Thank you, thank you for teaching me how to rap
    Thank you for teaching me how to scrap
    Thank you for sacrificing your life so I can have a better life
    Greg, is that what you want to hear?
  • [00:00.000]Protecting Ryan, protecting Ryan
    [00:03.958]Back when I was a teenager
    [00:06.376]Me, my brother Vish, and my brother Greg
    [00:10.383]Was playing basketball at the court
    [00:13.615]There was these two ****** in general
    [00:15.480]That just kept fouling, just fouling, fouling
    [00:17.717]So I went up for a lay-up, I'm like "Ball, *****!"
    [00:20.812]God damn, they talkin' ****, I'm talkin' ****
    [00:22.836]He jumps up in my face (what you gon' do, little *****?)
    [00:25.706]So I throw an overhand right and a hook, "*****!"
    [00:28.183]Wham! Wham! This ***** falls to the ground asleep
    [00:31.520]All you see is Z's, birdies, stars, you hear all that ****
    [00:36.828]And then I run up on the ***** that he was with that was also talkin' ****
    [00:41.055]I said, "What's up?"
    [00:42.193]Soon as I said that, this ***** Vish just threw the basketball
    [00:45.168]And hit him in the face hard as ****, boom!
    [00:47.222]Now if he was about to say something tough, he must have just changed his mind
    [00:51.434]Cause that ***** turned around and broke running
    [00:53.877]All I heard that ***** saying was, "I don't want a problem!"
    [01:00.393]And right when I was thinking to myself, "Where the **** is Greg at?"
    [01:03.494]I'm reminded of why I never call him when there's a problem
    [01:06.177]He got this thing about protectin' Ryan, he just kinda overdo ****
    [01:10.118]So the next thing that happened in my mind, went like this:
    [01:13.867]Greg flew into the picture, possibly from out of the sky
    [01:17.945]I think he was wearing a cape
    [01:20.348]He landed infront of me like dun-dun-da-dun
    [01:22.737]With a knife in his hand, with the handle taped up
    [01:26.510]That he had been keeping under his front driver's seat
    [01:29.093]In his car the whole time and nobody knew
    [01:32.707]This ***** just blacked out and started swinging the knife at the dude I dropped
    [01:36.702]Wah wah wah! "I'mma kill you ************!" And start cuttin' the *****
    [01:40.635]I had to grab him like, "Greggy, what are you doing? Don't kill this *****!"
    [01:43.949]The whole park just went silent
    [01:47.031]And then the silence gets broken by police sirens
    [01:50.785]And all you hear from each way is people going, "Greg throw the knife on the roof!
    [01:55.349]Greg throw the knife in the pool! Get rid of the knife, Greg!"
    [01:59.972]And he drops the bloody knife right in the grass
    [02:02.312]I look at him, he looks back at me
    [02:04.859]Prison bars just come in between us and surrounds him completely
    [02:08.859]My mother and father just outta nowhere pops into the picture
    [02:11.632]And I said, "You ain't have to try to kill him Greggy"
    [02:15.691]My mother and father, "Why you had to try and kill him Greggy?"
    [02:20.006]He said, "I was protecting Ryan!"
    [02:22.536]And then he went to prison and started writing letters home
    [02:25.267]"Dear Momma, I'm so sorry, all I was doing was protectin' Ryan"
    [02:32.722]And then he came home
    [02:34.252]"Ryan got a record deal, did you hear, Greg?"
    [02:37.089]"Yeah, I deal with a record everyday that I got for calling myself protecting Ryan"
    [02:43.225]"But you ain't have to call his wife a ***** right to her face"
    [02:45.320]"See here we go again, don't nobody never see my side of the story
    [02:47.881]Every time I turn around, y'all either defending or protecting Ryan"
    [02:52.487]I think I get it now, thank you for protectin' me
    [02:57.889]I wouldn't be where I'm at today if you hadn't protected me
    [03:02.356]Thank you, thank you for teaching me how to rap
    [03:06.950]Thank you for teaching me how to scrap
    [03:09.979]Thank you for sacrificing your life so I can have a better life
    [03:14.742]Greg, is that what you want to hear?