Laverna:Ever end a conversation with a ribbit? Ever had to use a tongue to find a meal? Are you awoken by endless croakin' and new warts that keep on pokin' through? Then you may know just how I feel Who'd have thought I would've ended up a swamp queen From a little berry-eating episode Now I'm stuck in the stink and muck of a bug bog of goo and guck And you know, it's nasty being a toad Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this fate? It only takes one certain spell Then I'll be free to be the me you love to hate We could have it all--if you help me I'll never tell It's humiliating sitting on a mushroom Tryin' to balance on a plus-sized derriere Tail that's snapping and skin that's chapping and two awkward flippers flapping And I've not a single thing to wear Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this scene? You have my promise I'll behave Won't someone come and help a bug-eyed evil queen? This amphibian wants to shed her skin and be saved I recall the days when I was beautiful Turning heads and catching people's eyes Now instead the heads all turn away from me And the only thing I'm catching here are flies Fungi:See Laverna turn a shade of greenish yellow Laverna:A reflection of this awful atmosphere Fungi:Slimy slugs that bite, grimy bugs in flight Laverna:Why me? Fungi:She's lost her appetite Laverna:Somebody get me out of here Fungi:Won't some sweet fairy come and show Laverna love It only takes one tiny spell Then she'll be free to be the queen we're fearful of For her attitude, grumpy, mean and rude, quick to yell Laverna:FUNGUS! If I don't find a way to leave this stinky bog I'm pretty sure I will explode So let's all put our lumpy heads together now Come up with a plan, make it happen and hit the road! Then we'll visit everyone who sent us packing You can bet they're gonna get what they are owed They will pay for this metamorphosis--then we'll be back in business! Oh, it's nasty being a toad So nasty being a toad It's nasty being a toad
[00:10.37]Laverna:Ever end a conversation with a ribbit? [00:14.57]Ever had to use a tongue to find a meal? [00:18.83]Are you awoken by endless croakin' and new warts that keep on pokin' through? [00:24.11]Then you may know just how I feel [00:28.88]Who'd have thought I would've ended up a swamp queen [00:33.53]From a little berry-eating episode [00:37.74]Now I'm stuck in the stink and muck of a bug bog of goo and guck [00:42.83]And you know, it's nasty being a toad [00:47.51]Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this fate? [00:52.08]It only takes one certain spell [00:56.82]Then I'll be free to be the me you love to hate [01:02.12]We could have it all--if you help me I'll never tell [01:06.63]It's humiliating sitting on a mushroom [01:11.07]Tryin' to balance on a plus-sized derriere [01:16.01]Tail that's snapping and skin that's chapping and two awkward flippers flapping [01:20.95]And I've not a single thing to wear [01:24.67]Won't some sweet fairy come and save me from this scene? [01:30.17]You have my promise I'll behave [01:34.65]Won't someone come and help a bug-eyed evil queen? [01:39.32]This amphibian wants to shed her skin and be saved [01:44.68]I recall the days when I was beautiful [01:48.72]Turning heads and catching people's eyes [01:53.43]Now instead the heads all turn away from me [01:58.40]And the only thing I'm catching here are flies [02:04.24]Fungi:See Laverna turn a shade of greenish yellow [02:08.36]Laverna:A reflection of this awful atmosphere [02:12.65]Fungi:Slimy slugs that bite, grimy bugs in flight [02:16.21]Laverna:Why me? [02:16.86]Fungi:She's lost her appetite [02:17.93]Laverna:Somebody get me out of here [02:22.50]Fungi:Won't some sweet fairy come and show Laverna love [02:27.12]It only takes one tiny spell [02:31.88]Then she'll be free to be the queen we're fearful of [02:36.58]For her attitude, grumpy, mean and rude, quick to yell [02:41.23]Laverna:FUNGUS! [02:42.10]If I don't find a way to leave this stinky bog [02:46.22]I'm pretty sure I will explode [02:51.03]So let's all put our lumpy heads together now [02:55.37]Come up with a plan, make it happen and hit the road! [03:00.17]Then we'll visit everyone who sent us packing [03:05.38]You can bet they're gonna get what they are owed [03:09.84]They will pay for this metamorphosis--then we'll be back in business! [03:15.56]Oh, it's nasty being a toad [03:18.30]So nasty being a toad [03:20.87]It's nasty being a toad
