If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's here And the microphones and they wanna know Yeah, uh, a fresh cool young Lu Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2 Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue The world brought me to my knees What have you brung you? Did you improve on the design? Did you do something new? Well, your name ain't on the guest list Who brung you? You, the more famous person you come through And the ***y lady next to you come to And then it hit me, standing outside of heaven Waiting for God to come and get me I'm too uncouth, unschooled to the rules and two gum shoe Too much of a newcomer and too uncool Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue Go back whatever you did you undo Heavy is heaven, the devil on my two tons too If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's here And the microphones and they wanna know And you better wear your shades The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage Down through the basement Passed the Indian graves where the dinosaurs laid And out through China nearly misses air liners Magnified times five this is pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze Now that's important to say, 'cause even with all of that Most of us don't want it to fade The audience ain't fazed They are acting
If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's here And the microphones and they wanna know Yeah, uh, a fresh cool young Lu Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2 Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue The world brought me to my knees What have you brung you? Did you improve on the design? Did you do something new? Well, your name ain't on the guest list Who brung you? You, the more famous person you come through And the ***y lady next to you come to And then it hit me, standing outside of heaven Waiting for God to come and get me I'm too uncouth, unschooled to the rules and two gum shoe Too much of a newcomer and too uncool Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue Go back whatever you did you undo Heavy is heaven, the devil on my two tons too If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's here And the microphones and they wanna know And you better wear your shades The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage Down through the basement Passed the Indian graves where the dinosaurs laid And out through China nearly misses air liners Magnified times five this is pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze Now that's important to say, 'cause even with all of that Most of us don't want it to fade The audience ain't fazed They are acting
