Goin down to Eva's for a jump and a holler Gonna suck upon a bottle for a quarter and a dollar Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale Jumpin' on a back beat, love to feel the crack Movin' the caboose a little further down the track Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale California is shinin' brite Colorado, what a delight New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't New Jersey ain't what it used to be Teddy's in the corner workin' up a sweat Been workin' for a year and he ain't paid yet Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale Old man Stewart burned his house down in a fire Put his britches in the oven and his pork chop in the dryer Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey honey got a donkey for sale Pennsylvannia is lookin' sweet Knockin' me off my feet New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't New Jersey ain't workin' out for me Six shots for everyone, a tax rebate! I'm a man of the people and I'm feelin great Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale California ain't lookin' right Colorado ain't worth the price New Jersey is, New Jersey is New Jersey is where I want to be
Goin down to Eva's for a jump and a holler Gonna suck upon a bottle for a quarter and a dollar Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale Jumpin' on a back beat, love to feel the crack Movin' the caboose a little further down the track Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale California is shinin' brite Colorado, what a delight New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't New Jersey ain't what it used to be Teddy's in the corner workin' up a sweat Been workin' for a year and he ain't paid yet Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale Old man Stewart burned his house down in a fire Put his britches in the oven and his pork chop in the dryer Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey honey got a donkey for sale Pennsylvannia is lookin' sweet Knockin' me off my feet New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't New Jersey ain't workin' out for me Six shots for everyone, a tax rebate! I'm a man of the people and I'm feelin great Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale California ain't lookin' right Colorado ain't worth the price New Jersey is, New Jersey is New Jersey is where I want to be
