Me and my friends went to Dixieland, drove a big RV with a cabinet full of mushrooms and a cooler full of beer It was spring time in the mountains when we headed out of town the peaks were white, the sky was blue and the sun was beatin' down We were rollin' down the highway just havin' a little fun you sure can drink a lot of beer underneath that Texas sun So I pulled into a liquor store and that's where the trouble all began 'cause I ran into their awning and we had a run-in with The Man (chorus) Get me out of this smalltime Texas town 'cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down you can't bust me if you don't know what you found I tried to talk to the girl inside I even offered her some cash but she wouldn't listen, she just called the cops 'cause her gutter had been smashed And the next thing I knew when I walked outside there were police all around askin' who was drivin' the vehicle, can I see your license whatcha doin' in our town (chorus) We were sittin' on the steps of the liquor store just tryin' not to look too scared they were searchin' the RV and I was thinkin' sometimes life just isn't fair Well, they opened up that cabinet and they found our little stash but they didn't know what it was and let us go minus eighty bucks in cash (chorus) (chorus 2) Get me out of this smalltime Texas town I'll be runnin' as soon as my feet hit the ground you can't bust me 'cause you don't know what you found
Me and my friends went to Dixieland, drove a big RV with a cabinet full of mushrooms and a cooler full of beer It was spring time in the mountains when we headed out of town the peaks were white, the sky was blue and the sun was beatin' down We were rollin' down the highway just havin' a little fun you sure can drink a lot of beer underneath that Texas sun So I pulled into a liquor store and that's where the trouble all began 'cause I ran into their awning and we had a run-in with The Man (chorus) Get me out of this smalltime Texas town 'cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down you can't bust me if you don't know what you found I tried to talk to the girl inside I even offered her some cash but she wouldn't listen, she just called the cops 'cause her gutter had been smashed And the next thing I knew when I walked outside there were police all around askin' who was drivin' the vehicle, can I see your license whatcha doin' in our town (chorus) We were sittin' on the steps of the liquor store just tryin' not to look too scared they were searchin' the RV and I was thinkin' sometimes life just isn't fair Well, they opened up that cabinet and they found our little stash but they didn't know what it was and let us go minus eighty bucks in cash (chorus) (chorus 2) Get me out of this smalltime Texas town I'll be runnin' as soon as my feet hit the ground you can't bust me 'cause you don't know what you found