When you're down on your luck And you ain't got a buck In london You're a goner 'cause even london bridge Is falling down And moved to arizona Now I know why And I'll substantiate the rumor That the english sense of humor Is dryer than the Texas sand And you can put up your dukes Or you can bet your boots That I'll be leaving Just as fast as I can I wanna go home With the armadillo Good country music From amarillo to aboline The friendliest people And the prettiest women You've ever seen Well it's cold over here And I swear I wish they'd turn the heat on And where in the world Is that english girl I promised I would meet On the third floor And of the whole damn lot The only friend I've got Is a smoke And a cheap guitar My mind keeps rolling My heart keeps longing To be home in a texas bar I wanna go home With the armadillo Good country music From amarillo to aboline The friendliest people And the prettiest women You've ever seen Well I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat And go down to Marble arch station 'cause when a texan fancies He'll take his chances Chances will be taken That's for sure And them limey eyes They were eyeing the prize Some people call Manly footwear And when you open your mouth They say you're from down south And you always seem to Put your foot there I wanna go home With the armadillo Good country music From amarillo to aboline The friendliest people And the prettiest women You've ever seen
When you're down on your luck And you ain't got a buck In london You're a goner 'cause even london bridge Is falling down And moved to arizona Now I know why And I'll substantiate the rumor That the english sense of humor Is dryer than the Texas sand And you can put up your dukes Or you can bet your boots That I'll be leaving Just as fast as I can I wanna go home With the armadillo Good country music From amarillo to aboline The friendliest people And the prettiest women You've ever seen Well it's cold over here And I swear I wish they'd turn the heat on And where in the world Is that english girl I promised I would meet On the third floor And of the whole damn lot The only friend I've got Is a smoke And a cheap guitar My mind keeps rolling My heart keeps longing To be home in a texas bar I wanna go home With the armadillo Good country music From amarillo to aboline The friendliest people And the prettiest women You've ever seen Well I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat And go down to Marble arch station 'cause when a texan fancies He'll take his chances Chances will be taken That's for sure And them limey eyes They were eyeing the prize Some people call Manly footwear And when you open your mouth They say you're from down south And you always seem to Put your foot there I wanna go home With the armadillo Good country music From amarillo to aboline The friendliest people And the prettiest women You've ever seen
