Another bride, another groom another sunny honey- moon Another season, another reason for makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice the groom is nervous He answers twice It's really killing, that he's so willing To make whoopee Picture a little lovenest down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet lovenest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year, or maybe less What's the sigh here Well, you can't confess She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee She sits alone most every night He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write He says he's busy, but she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her." He says, "Now judge, Suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Budge right into jail. You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper then makin' whoopee. You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper than makin' whoopee."
Another bride, another groom another sunny honey- moon Another season, another reason for makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice the groom is nervous He answers twice It's really killing, that he's so willing To make whoopee Picture a little lovenest down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet lovenest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year, or maybe less What's the sigh here Well, you can't confess She feels neglected, and he's suspected Of makin' whoopee She sits alone most every night He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write He says he's busy, but she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her." He says, "Now judge, Suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Budge right into jail. You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper then makin' whoopee. You'd better keep her. I think it's cheaper than makin' whoopee."
