[00:00.53]If whiskey were a woman [00:02.33] [00:03.84]She'd do her best to get you drunk [00:06.02] [00:07.92]Lie quietly beside you [00:10.40] [00:11.51]Watch you sleep [00:11.98] [00:16.18]If w**d were a woman [00:17.91] [00:19.76]She'd fill up both your lungs [00:21.53] [00:23.36]Get you higher than you thought [00:25.28] [00:25.96]You could ever be [00:26.67] [00:30.39]If whiskey were a woman [00:31.52] [00:38.72]If a prayer was a woman [00:40.74] [00:42.53]She would wait patiently [00:44.21] [00:46.40]In your throat [00:47.00] [00:47.66]Until you found the strength to speak [00:50.71] [00:53.95]If a sunrise was a woman [00:56.47] [00:57.67]She would surround you with salvation [01:00.08] [01:01.52]Get you standing [01:02.16] [01:03.20]Right up off your knees [01:05.90] [01:08.74]If whiskey were a woman [01:09.81] [01:11.23]She'd be nothing like me [01:13.30] [01:17.10]Cause I have given in [01:19.12] [01:20.82]I have given up [01:22.84] [01:24.55]You wanna love something that I could never be [01:28.84] [01:32.66]So take me off the shelf [01:34.49] [01:36.00]Take me right out of your arms [01:38.11] [01:40.14]And pour yourself a glass of whiskey [01:44.57] [01:53.40]If the cure was a woman [01:55.32] [01:56.97]She would get under your skin [01:59.10] [02:01.06]And take all of your troubles away [02:04.59] [02:08.19]She would remind you who you were [02:10.50] [02:12.11]Before all the pain set in [02:14.95] [02:16.08]When you promised her [02:17.62]Your love would never fade [02:19.97] [02:23.04]If whiskey were a woman [02:24.28] [02:25.56]She'd be nothing like me [02:27.54] [02:31.34]Cause I have given in [02:33.37] [02:35.02]I have given up [02:36.82] [02:38.76]You wanna love something that I could never be [02:43.06] [02:46.79]So take me off the shelf [02:48.57] [02:50.00]Take me right out of your arms [02:52.18] [02:54.30]And pour yourself a glass of whiskey [02:58.54] [03:00.91]If whiskey were a woman [03:02.23] [03:03.51]She'd be nothing like me [03:05.40] [03:08.56]If whiskey were a woman [03:09.87] [03:11.06]She'd be nothing like me
