A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you’re as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes A fine romance, you wont nestle A fine romance, you wont wrestle I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt I haven‘t got a chance This is a fine romance A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance, Ill take jello You‘re calmer than the seals In the arctic ocean At least they flap their fins To express emotion A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults and all morals I’ve never mussed the crease In your blue serge pants I never get the chance This is a fine romance
[00:16.06]A fine romance, with no kisses [00:23.92]A fine romance, my friend this is [00:31.13]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes [00:38.35]But you’re as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes [00:46.12]A fine romance, you wont nestle [00:53.96]A fine romance, you wont wrestle [01:01.83]I might as well play bridge [01:04.71]With my old maid aunt [01:08.03]I haven‘t got a chance [01:11.49]This is a fine romance [01:49.93]A fine romance, my good fellow [01:57.01]You take romance, Ill take jello [02:04.08]You‘re calmer than the seals [02:07.22]In the arctic ocean [02:11.67]At least they flap their fins [02:14.51]To express emotion [02:19.27]A fine romance with no quarrels [02:28.15]With no insults and all morals [02:35.57]I’ve never mussed the crease [02:38.64]In your blue serge pants [02:41.87]I never get the chance [02:45.37]This is a fine romance