Now I'm a fellow with a heart of gold With the ways of a gentleman I've been told A kind of a fellow that wouldn't even harm a flea
But if me and a certain character met That guy that invented the cigarette I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree
That ain't that I don't smoke myself And I don't reckon they'll harm your health I've smoked 'em all my life and I ain't dead yet
But nicotine slaves are all the same At a pettin' party or a poker game Everythin's gotta stop when they have that cigarette
Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette Puff puff puff And if you smoke yourself to death Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate That you hate to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette
Now at a game of chance the other night Old Dame Fortune was doin' me right Them kings and queens just kept on comin' round
Well I got a full and I bet it high But my plug didn't work on a certain guy He just kept a risin' and a layin' that money down
He's raise me and I'd raise him I sweated blood I had to sink or swim He finally called and he couldn't raise the bet
I said \"aces is full pal how about you?\" He said \"I'll tell you in a minute or two But I just gotta have another cigarette\"
Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette Puff puff puff And if you smoke yourself to death Tell St Peter at the Golden Gateiff That you hate to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette
The other night I had a date With the cutest little gal in the 50 states A highbred up-town fancy little dame
She said she loved me and it seemed to me That things were just about like they oughta be So hand in hand we strolled down Lover's Lane
She was oh so far from a chunk of ice And our smoochin' party was a goin' real nice So help me hannah and I think I'd've been there yet
But I give her a hug and a little squeeze And she said \"Willie excuse me please But I just gotta have another cigarette\"
Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette Puff puff puff And if you smoke yourself to death Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate That you hate to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette
[00:03.94]Now I'm a fellow with a heart of gold [00:05.73]With the ways of a gentleman I've been told [00:07.73]A kind of a fellow that wouldn't even harm a flea [00:10.04] [00:11.19]But if me and a certain character met [00:13.10]That guy that invented the cigarette [00:14.84]I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree [00:17.63] [00:18.53]That ain't that I don't smoke myself [00:20.97]And I don't reckon they'll harm your health [00:22.57]I've smoked 'em all my life and I ain't dead yet [00:24.61] [00:26.05]But nicotine slaves are all the same [00:28.30]At a pettin' party or a poker game [00:29.92]Everythin's gotta stop when they have that cigarette [00:32.06] [00:33.56]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette [00:37.28]Puff puff puff [00:39.12]And if you smoke yourself to death [00:40.92]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate [00:42.62]That you hate to make him wait [00:44.51]But you just gotta have another cigarette [00:47.11] [01:03.55]Now at a game of chance the other night [01:05.39]Old Dame Fortune was doin' me right [01:07.38]Them kings and queens just kept on comin' round [01:09.88] [01:11.12]Well I got a full and I bet it high [01:13.02]But my plug didn't work on a certain guy [01:14.64]He just kept a risin' and a layin' that money down [01:17.04] [01:18.59]He's raise me and I'd raise him [01:20.59]I sweated blood I had to sink or swim [01:22.18]He finally called and he couldn't raise the bet [01:24.56] [01:25.80]I said \"aces is full pal how about you?\" [01:27.89]He said \"I'll tell you in a minute or two [01:29.93]But I just gotta have another cigarette\" [01:32.03] [01:33.58]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette [01:37.47]Puff puff puff [01:38.71]And if you smoke yourself to death [01:40.85]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gateiff [01:42.97]That you hate to make him wait [01:44.86]But you just gotta have another cigarette [01:48.26] [02:04.32]The other night I had a date [02:06.11]With the cutest little gal in the 50 states [02:08.06]A highbred up-town fancy little dame [02:10.44] [02:11.76]She said she loved me and it seemed to me [02:13.70]That things were just about like they oughta be [02:15.49]So hand in hand we strolled down Lover's Lane [02:17.89] [02:19.16]She was oh so far from a chunk of ice [02:21.00]And our smoochin' party was a goin' real nice [02:23.15]So help me hannah and I think I'd've been there yet [02:25.39] [02:26.78]But I give her a hug and a little squeeze [02:28.58]And she said \"Willie excuse me please [02:30.64]But I just gotta have another cigarette\" [02:33.04] [02:34.53]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette [02:38.21]Puff puff puff [02:39.47]And if you smoke yourself to death [02:41.62]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate [02:43.52]That you hate to make him wait [02:45.46]But you just gotta have another cigarette