Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian This is not a fairy tale no That's not what I'm implying This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing Got some b****es on the phone But I'm really not replying type s**t With the clique And we going out to get ourselves a drink Took the fast lane, Mike made the pedal f**king sink Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings Got to the party about 11:28 11:28 Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay No mixer, straight up so you know I'm getting wasted Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper Mike nowhere to be seen, losing like I'm Charlie Sheen Mike Looking left and right, panicking Cause now my glass is clean Talking to the bartender, “Sorry sir, I'm just a teen” That's when I finally met the girl of my f**king dreams Ain't no game that I play when it comes to Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go Drive to the store just to buy a ******* mattress If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl I’ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours She said where you wanna go And I told her I don't know ”Do you got a girlfriend” That don't really matter though I'm like “oh sh**t” thinking about Where this is gonna go So I proceed, man's never did this sh***t before Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up 2AM, whiskeyd**k, 80% discount So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town Making sure I put the b**ch’s frown on upside-down Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet She so clean man that p***y smell like honeydew zest Finally getting hard so you know What's finna happen next Ain't no game that I play when it comes to Getting that kitty out the cage for my night Drive to the store just to buy a f****king mattress If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous Struggling to put the jimmy on, turning red I feel like a chameleon Then she getting on top And your boy started feeling hysteria ”Bump & Grind” playing in the stereo When I told her it was my first time And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind Then she held my hand and it was intertwined My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's prime time This is where the fun begun Heard her moan and I feeling like I'm about to f***king cum Heard a knock Now your boy has got to go and f**king run Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever It was from her f***king mom Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene He done picked me up Told him about the girl that did the deed Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek Jumped out his f***king seat turns out I f***ed his sis
[00:09.897]Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian [00:12.726]This is not a fairy tale no [00:14.021]That's not what I'm implying [00:15.100]This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing [00:17.800]Got some b****es on the phone [00:19.021]But I'm really not replying type s**t [00:20.950]With the clique [00:21.800]And we going out to get ourselves a drink [00:23.600]Took the fast lane, Mike made the pedal f**king sink [00:26.020]Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think [00:28.560]Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings [00:31.000]Got to the party about 11:28 11:28 [00:33.120]Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay [00:35.990]No mixer, straight up so you know I'm getting wasted [00:38.780]Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper [00:41.229]Mike nowhere to be seen, losing like I'm Charlie Sheen Mike [00:43.831]Looking left and right, panicking [00:45.022]Cause now my glass is clean [00:46.377]Talking to the bartender, “Sorry sir, I'm just a teen” [00:49.136]That's when I finally met the girl of my f**king dreams [00:51.516]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to [00:54.002]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go [00:56.699]Drive to the store just to buy a ******* mattress [00:59.431]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous [01:01.891]Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl [01:04.200]I’ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert [01:06.912]She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for [01:09.650]Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours [01:11.890]She said where you wanna go [01:13.121]And I told her I don't know [01:14.490]”Do you got a girlfriend” [01:16.200]That don't really matter though [01:17.150]I'm like “oh sh**t” thinking about [01:18.960]Where this is gonna go [01:19.990]So I proceed, man's never did this sh***t before [01:23.980]Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up [01:25.124]2AM, whiskeyd**k, 80% discount [01:28.879]So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town [01:30.489]Making sure I put the b**ch’s frown on upside-down [01:32.980]Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck [01:35.530]And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet [01:37.600]She so clean man that p***y smell like honeydew zest [01:40.143]Finally getting hard so you know [01:41.800]What's finna happen next [01:43.174]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to [01:45.870]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night [01:48.460]Drive to the store just to buy a f****king mattress [01:50.912]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous [01:54.000]Struggling to put the jimmy on, turning red [01:56.460]I feel like a chameleon [01:57.820]Then she getting on top [01:59.020]And your boy started feeling hysteria [02:01.000]”Bump & Grind” playing in the stereo [02:02.910]When I told her it was my first time [02:04.872]And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind [02:06.900]Then she held my hand and it was intertwined [02:08.641]My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind [02:11.000]Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's prime time [02:13.890]This is where the fun begun [02:14.970]Heard her moan and I feeling like [02:16.760]I'm about to f***king cum [02:17.700]Heard a knock [02:18.560]Now your boy has got to go and f**king run [02:20.312]Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever [02:23.020]It was from her f***king mom [02:24.460]Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene [02:27.000]He done picked me up [02:27.890]Told him about the girl that did the deed [02:29.780]Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek [02:32.000]Jumped out his f***king seat turns out I f***ed his sis
