[Man:] You are woman, I am man, You are smaller, so I can be taller than, You are softer to the touch, It's a feeling I like feeling very much. You are someone I've admired, Still, our friendship Leaves something to be desired. Does it take more explanation than this? You are woman, I am man-- Let's kiss. [Woman:] Isn't this the height of nonchalance, Furnishing a bed in restaurants? Well, a bit of dinner never hurt, But guess who is gonna be dessert? Do good girls do just what mama says, When mama's not around? It's a feeling, Oy vey, what a feeling. [Man:] A bit of pate? [Woman:] I drink it all day. Should I do the things he'll tell me to? In this pickle what would Sadie do? In my soul I feel an inner lack, Just suppose he wants his dinner back? Just some dried-out toast in a sliver, On the top a little chopped liver. How many girls become a sinner While waiting for a roast beef dinner? Though most girls slip in ordinary ways I got style--I do it bordelaise. Well, at least you thinks I'm special-- You ordered a la carte. It's a feeling I like feeling very... I feel the feeling down to my toes. Now I feel that there's a fire here, Try that once a little higher, dear, What a beast to ruin such a pearl, Would a convent take a Jewish girl? [Man:] Does it take more explanation than this? [Woman:] Ooo, the thrills and chills goin' through me, If I stop him now, Can he sue me? [Man:] You are woman. [Woman:] You are man. [Man:] Let's--
[00:00.00][Man:] [00:00.10]You are woman, I am man, [00:07.94]You are smaller, so I can be taller than, [00:15.00]You are softer to the touch, [00:21.74]It's a feeling I like feeling very much. [00:31.92]You are someone I've admired, [00:38.80]Still, our friendship [00:42.66]Leaves something to be desired. [00:47.28]Does it take more explanation than this? [00:54.00]You are woman, I am man-- [00:58.22]Let's kiss. [01:11.27][Woman:] [01:11.37]Isn't this the height of nonchalance, [01:15.45]Furnishing a bed in restaurants? [01:19.16]Well, a bit of dinner never hurt, [01:22.47]But guess who is gonna be dessert? [01:26.41]Do good girls do just what mama says, [01:30.00]When mama's not around? [01:32.16]It's a feeling, [01:33.97]Oy vey, what a feeling. [01:37.36][Man:] [01:37.46]A bit of pate? [01:39.00][Woman:] [01:39.10]I drink it all day. [01:40.65]Should I do the things he'll tell me to? [01:44.66]In this pickle what would Sadie do? [01:48.36]In my soul I feel an inner lack, [01:52.05]Just suppose he wants his dinner back? [02:02.45]Just some dried-out toast in a sliver, [02:06.71]On the top a little chopped liver. [02:24.13]How many girls become a sinner [02:28.11]While waiting for a roast beef dinner? [02:31.61]Though most girls slip in ordinary ways [02:35.71]I got style--I do it bordelaise. [02:39.55]Well, at least you thinks I'm special-- [02:43.14]You ordered a la carte. [02:45.65]It's a feeling I like feeling very... [02:50.81]I feel the feeling down to my toes. [02:54.26]Now I feel that there's a fire here, [02:58.75]Try that once a little higher, dear, [03:01.93]What a beast to ruin such a pearl, [03:05.49]Would a convent take a Jewish girl? [03:32.63][Man:] [03:32.73]Does it take more explanation than this? [03:44.54][Woman:] [03:44.64]Ooo, the thrills and chills goin' through me, [03:51.65]If I stop him now, [03:54.53]Can he sue me? [03:57.31][Man:] [03:57.41]You are woman. [04:00.44][Woman:] [04:00.54]You are man. [04:04.36][Man:] [04:04.46]Let's--