作词 : Irving Berlin 作曲 : Irving Berlin Barbra Streisand: Hi Melissa Melissa McCarthy: Oh wow Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand: Streisand like sand on the beach soft S Melissa McCarthy: Right sorry what are you doing here Barbra Streisand: I'm here to see the director He cast me as the lead in of his new movie Melissa McCarthy: He cast me as the lead in his new movie Barbra Streisand: That's impossible Melissa McCarthy: Yeah well we'll see Barbra Streisand: Really
Melissa McCarthy: Any part you can play I can play better Barbra Streisand: No I can play any part better than you Melissa McCarthy: No you can't Barbra Streisand: Yes I can Melissa McCarthy: No you can't Barbra Streisand: Yes I can Melissa McCarthy: No you can't Barbra Streisand: Yes I can yes I can Melissa McCarthy: Any laugh you can get I can get bigger Barbra Streisand: I can get any laugh as big as you Melissa McCarthy: With one look Barbra Streisand: With a glance Melissa McCarthy: Till they cry Barbra Streisand: Wet their pants Melissa McCarthy: Till they roar Barbra Streisand: Till they're sore Both: I'll get more Barbra Streisand: I can belt a d flat and I'll never be flat Melissa McCarthy: I don't have to warm up I can act a storm up Barbra Streisand: I can do a concert tour Melissa McCarthy: With hip hop and rap Barbra Streisand: Well after I've had a nap Melissa McCarthy: You got me there Barbra Streisand: Are You'related to matthew Melissa McCarthy: No that's mcconaughey Barbra Streisand: What about paul Melissa McCarthy: That's mccartney Barbra Streisand: Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry
Barbra Streisand: Any house you can build I can build better Melissa McCarthy: I can build any home grander than yours Barbra Streisand: With great taste Melissa McCarthy: With 10 johns Barbra Streisand: With restraint Melissa McCarthy: Lottsa bronze with a moat and a wall Barbra Streisand: With a mall Melissa McCarthy: A mall Melissa McCarthy: In any comedy I can be crasser I can be cruder and crasser than you Barbra Streisand: With a belch Melissa McCarthy: With a burp Barbra Streisand: With a shrug Melissa McCarthy: With a slurp You're too clean Barbra Streisand: Well I'm just not obscene Barbra Streisand: You're a dirty talker Melissa McCarthy: You played mother fawker Barbra Streisand: Bridesmaid's a keeper Melissa McCarthy: Prince of tides a weeper Barbra Streisand: We agree on quite a lot Melissa McCarthy: Hey let's make amends Barbra Streisand: Yeah Both: We should be friends Barbra Streisand: What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence Melissa McCarthy: I don't know what Barbra Streisand: A widower Melissa McCarthy: Ha Melissa McCarthy: Anything men can do we can do better Barbra Streisand: Anything men can do we can do too Melissa McCarthy: Steal a scene Barbra Streisand: Stop the show Melissa McCarthy: Fill the seats Both: S r o Barbra Streisand: Have a child Melissa McCarthy: With a man Barbra Streisand: Yes we can
Both: We were underrated teased and deprecated But we sent em reeling Through the glass ceiling Melissa McCarthy: There is nothing we can't do Barbra Streisand: Well can you bake a pie Melissa McCarthy: No Barbra Streisand: Neither can I you know anything I can do we can do better Melissa McCarthy: We can do anything better as two
Barbra Streisand: Make chick flicks Melissa McCarthy: Buddy pics Barbra Streisand: As a team we're a dream Melissa McCarthy: You're the bomb Barbra Streisand: Huh Melissa McCarthy: You'll be great Barbra Streisand: Really Melissa McCarthy: As my mom Barbra Streisand: Your mom don't you mean sister Melissa McCarthy: OK Barbra Streisand: Why would you say a thing like that Melissa McCarthy: Touchy Barbra Streisand: No I mean Melissa McCarthy: Fine Both: I'm your fan Yes we can yes we can
Yes we can
Melissa McCarthy: Can I call you babs now Barbra Streisand: No too soon
[00:00.000] 作词 : Irving Berlin [00:01.000] 作曲 : Irving Berlin [00:08.68]Barbra Streisand: [00:09.17]Hi Melissa [00:10.34]Melissa McCarthy: [00:10.90]Oh wow Barbra Streisand [00:13.13]Barbra Streisand: [00:14.16]Streisand like sand on the beach soft S [00:16.73]Melissa McCarthy: [00:17.29]Right sorry what are you doing here [00:18.41]Barbra Streisand: [00:18.90]I'm here to see the director [00:20.37]He cast me as the lead in of his new movie [00:22.47]Melissa McCarthy: [00:22.57]He cast me as the lead in his new movie [00:24.41]Barbra Streisand: [00:24.51]That's impossible [00:24.57]Melissa McCarthy: [00:24.78]Yeah well we'll see [00:26.12]Barbra Streisand: [00:26.69]Really [00:26.96] [00:28.02]Melissa McCarthy: [00:28.63]Any part you can play I can play better [00:31.11]Barbra Streisand: [00:31.63]No I can play any part better than you [00:33.62]Melissa McCarthy: [00:34.18]No you can't [00:34.88]Barbra Streisand: [00:35.58]Yes I can [00:36.07]Melissa McCarthy: [00:36.75]No you can't [00:36.95]Barbra Streisand: [00:37.53]Yes I can [00:38.01]Melissa McCarthy: [00:38.58]No you can't [00:38.68]Barbra Streisand: [00:38.77]Yes I can yes I can [00:40.43]Melissa McCarthy: [00:41.40]Any laugh you can get I can get bigger [00:44.41]Barbra Streisand: [00:44.98]I can get any laugh as big as you [00:47.58]Melissa McCarthy: [00:47.79]With one look [00:48.35]Barbra Streisand: [00:48.83]With a glance [00:49.31]Melissa McCarthy: [00:49.88]Till they cry [00:50.05]Barbra Streisand: [00:50.77]Wet their pants [00:51.28]Melissa McCarthy: [00:51.77]Till they roar [00:52.33]Barbra Streisand: [00:52.43]Till they're sore [00:52.79]Both: [00:53.12]I'll get more [00:54.10]Barbra Streisand: [00:54.67]I can belt a d flat and I'll never be flat [00:57.86]Melissa McCarthy: [00:58.34]I don't have to warm up I can act a storm up [01:00.93]Barbra Streisand: [01:01.41]I can do a concert tour [01:03.96]Melissa McCarthy: [01:04.58]With hip hop and rap [01:05.81]Barbra Streisand: [01:06.29]Well after I've had a nap [01:07.61]Melissa McCarthy: [01:08.18]You got me there [01:08.86]Barbra Streisand: [01:09.42]Are You'related to matthew [01:10.85]Melissa McCarthy: [01:11.42]No that's mcconaughey [01:12.04]Barbra Streisand: [01:12.73]What about paul [01:13.24]Melissa McCarthy: [01:13.74]That's mccartney [01:14.20]Barbra Streisand: [01:14.69]Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry [01:16.23] [01:16.74]Barbra Streisand: [01:17.70]Any house you can build I can build better [01:20.68]Melissa McCarthy: [01:21.20]I can build any home grander than yours [01:23.50]Barbra Streisand: [01:24.10]With great taste [01:24.60]Melissa McCarthy: [01:25.12]With 10 johns [01:25.65]Barbra Streisand: [01:26.18]With restraint [01:26.51]Melissa McCarthy: [01:26.96]Lottsa bronze with a moat and a wall [01:29.08]Barbra Streisand: [01:29.65]With a mall [01:30.03]Melissa McCarthy: [01:30.55]A mall [01:30.95]Melissa McCarthy: [01:31.47]In any comedy I can be crasser [01:34.27]I can be cruder and crasser than you [01:37.09]Barbra Streisand: [01:37.55]With a belch [01:37.98]Melissa McCarthy: [01:38.39]With a burp [01:38.95]Barbra Streisand: [01:39.05]With a shrug [01:39.60]Melissa McCarthy: [01:40.29]With a slurp You're too clean [01:41.46]Barbra Streisand: [01:41.66]Well I'm just not obscene [01:42.93]Barbra Streisand: [01:44.77]You're a dirty talker [01:45.80]Melissa McCarthy: [01:46.31]You played mother fawker [01:47.26]Barbra Streisand: [01:47.63]Bridesmaid's a keeper [01:49.06]Melissa McCarthy: [01:49.61]Prince of tides a weeper [01:50.85]Barbra Streisand: [01:51.36]We agree on quite a lot [01:53.61]Melissa McCarthy: [01:54.32]Hey let's make amends [01:55.25]Barbra Streisand: [01:55.44]Yeah [01:55.80]Both: [01:56.63]We should be friends [01:57.35]Barbra Streisand: [01:57.93]What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence [02:00.07]Melissa McCarthy: [02:00.58]I don't know what [02:01.20]Barbra Streisand: [02:01.64]A widower [02:01.96]Melissa McCarthy: [02:02.44]Ha [02:03.49]Melissa McCarthy: [02:04.35]Anything men can do we can do better [02:06.88]Barbra Streisand: [02:07.41]Anything men can do we can do too [02:10.18]Melissa McCarthy: [02:10.69]Steal a scene [02:11.16]Barbra Streisand: [02:11.59]Stop the show [02:12.05]Melissa McCarthy: [02:12.52]Fill the seats [02:13.09]Both: [02:13.63]S r o [02:13.73]Barbra Streisand: [02:13.82]Have a child [02:14.34]Melissa McCarthy: [02:14.85]With a man [02:15.52]Barbra Streisand: [02:15.62]Yes we can [02:16.35] [02:16.89]Both: [02:17.52]We were underrated teased and deprecated [02:20.50]But we sent em reeling [02:22.26]Through the glass ceiling [02:23.76]Melissa McCarthy: [02:24.41]There is nothing we can't do [02:26.73]Barbra Streisand: [02:27.21]Well can you bake a pie [02:28.18]Melissa McCarthy: [02:28.69]No [02:28.85]Barbra Streisand: [02:29.49]Neither can I you know anything I can do we can do better [02:35.44]Melissa McCarthy: [02:36.01]We can do anything better as two [02:38.65] [02:39.89]Barbra Streisand: [02:40.37]Make chick flicks [02:40.86]Melissa McCarthy: [02:41.33]Buddy pics [02:41.64]Barbra Streisand: [02:42.09]As a team we're a dream [02:43.04]Melissa McCarthy: [02:43.59]You're the bomb [02:44.09]Barbra Streisand: [02:44.58]Huh [02:44.74]Melissa McCarthy: [02:45.27]You'll be great [02:45.81]Barbra Streisand: [02:46.31]Really [02:46.49]Melissa McCarthy: [02:47.02]As my mom [02:50.04]Barbra Streisand: [02:50.58]Your mom don't you mean sister [02:52.05]Melissa McCarthy: [02:52.70]OK [02:53.15]Barbra Streisand: [02:53.72]Why would you say a thing like that [02:53.98]Melissa McCarthy: [02:54.08]Touchy [02:54.11]Barbra Streisand: [02:54.35]No I mean [02:55.56]Melissa McCarthy: [02:56.08]Fine [02:56.23]Both: [02:56.76]I'm your fan [02:57.36]Yes we can yes we can [02:58.74] [02:59.95]Yes we can [03:00.74] [03:01.64]Melissa McCarthy: [03:02.63]Can I call you babs now [03:04.01]Barbra Streisand: [03:04.51]No too soon