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  • 作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement
    作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement


    I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
    My beats are phat and the birds are on my back
    And I'm horny (I'm horny)
    If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
    'Cause I hit you with my flow
    The Wild Rhino Stampede
    I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
    I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
    And subsequently procreated
    That's how it goes
    Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus
    The hip hop hippo

    They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
    My lyrics are bottomless

    Sometimes my rhymes are polite
    Like "Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright
    That was very delicious, good night"
    Sometimes they're obscene
    Like a pornographic dream
    NC-17 with ladies in a
    Stream of margarine
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah
    Some margarine

    They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
    Flows that glow like phosphorous
    Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
    Rockin' this metropolis
    I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
    Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
    Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
    Mmmph, Steve

    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid

    My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
    I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
    Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
    But you lovely ******* and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

    Other rappers diss me
    Say my rhymes are sissy
    Why? Why? Why?
    What?
    Why exactly?
    What? Why?
    Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
    Why?

    Why, because I rap about reality?
    Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
    There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
    Hey! Ho!

    I'm the motherflippin'
    I'm the motherflippin'
    I'm the motherflippin'
    Who's the motherflippin'?

    I'm the motherflippin'
    I'm the motherflippin'
    I'm the motherflippin'
    Motherflippin'
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement
    [00:01.000] 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement
    [00:04.533]
    [00:05.004]
    [00:05.381] I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
    [00:06.896] My beats are phat and the birds are on my back
    [00:09.127] And I'm horny (I'm horny)
    [00:10.064] If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
    [00:11.832] 'Cause I hit you with my flow
    [00:13.432] The Wild Rhino Stampede
    [00:14.656] I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
    [00:17.001] I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
    [00:19.160] And subsequently procreated
    [00:20.454] That's how it goes
    [00:22.034] Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus
    [00:23.293] The hip hop hippo
    [00:24.598]
    [00:25.256] They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
    [00:26.136] My lyrics are bottomless
    [00:27.049]
    [00:34.134] Sometimes my rhymes are polite
    [00:35.653] Like "Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Wright
    [00:36.914] That was very delicious, good night"
    [00:38.654] Sometimes they're obscene
    [00:40.165] Like a pornographic dream
    [00:41.329] NC-17 with ladies in a
    [00:42.264] Stream of margarine
    [00:43.487] Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah
    [00:46.747] Some margarine
    [00:48.157]
    [00:48.473] They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
    [00:49.783] Flows that glow like phosphorous
    [00:51.033] Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
    [00:52.349] Rockin' this metropolis
    [00:53.455] I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
    [00:55.524] Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
    [00:57.536] Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
    [00:58.884] Mmmph, Steve
    [01:01.446]
    [01:03.481] My rhymes and records they don't get played
    [01:04.924] Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    [01:07.230] And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    [01:09.716] And if you roll like me you don't get laid
    [01:12.539]
    [01:13.024] My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
    [01:14.583] I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
    [01:17.183] Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
    [01:19.322] But you lovely ******* and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this
    [01:21.850]
    [01:22.747] Other rappers diss me
    [01:24.161] Say my rhymes are sissy
    [01:26.523] Why? Why? Why?
    [01:29.714] What?
    [01:30.754] Why exactly?
    [01:31.762] What? Why?
    [01:33.832] Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
    [01:35.416] Why?
    [01:36.281]
    [01:37.272] Why, because I rap about reality?
    [01:38.887] Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
    [01:40.969] There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
    [01:43.931] Hey! Ho!
    [01:46.052]
    [01:47.812] I'm the motherflippin'
    [01:49.236] I'm the motherflippin'
    [01:52.257] I'm the motherflippin'
    [01:54.878] Who's the motherflippin'?
    [01:57.011]
    [01:57.606] I'm the motherflippin'
    [01:59.720] I'm the motherflippin'
    [02:01.020] I'm the motherflippin'
    [02:03.254] Motherflippin'