作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement This is the strangest story that youˇll ever hear Unless you canˇt hear In which case, thisˇll be the weirdest tale that youˇve ever lip-read Iˇll tell you the story of a dangerous man Some say he was born with a gun in his hand An only child and a motherless son In his class he was the difficult one He had a predilection for killing and hating His name was an anagram of Satan Bad attitude, bad blood, bad grammar A man by his name of Stana Stana Talking about a bad man, London A very bad man An evil man His very name was a Satan-agram Heˇs the kind of man Who would walk around without any pants on And take a Viagra Just pop into town at the supermarket with an erection Man, heˇd poke babies in the eye Unrelated to the last fact Heˇd steal your goat. You donˇt know what he would do with it Bad things Heˇd steal your Wi-Fi His name is a Satan-agram Just like Santa, but he was nothing like Santa No, Santaˇs a wonderful man Who brings presents, comes down your chimney And brings you presents Whereas Stanaˇs a man Who just cums down your chimney Why would someone do that? Ruin a lovely fireside evening Well, thereˇre people They were sick of him groping their goats And raping their sheep Then one night They drugged his drink They try to sneak out while he was asleep But Stana awoke before they got out of town Because their drug was just too weak He gathered them ˉround, shot every one of them down Right there in the street He shot everybody in the town down And then you know what he said? He said, ¨Iˇm out of this place. This townˇs dead anyway.〃 Heˇs kinda did it like that where the head went ¨This townˇs dead anyway.〃 ¨Itˇs too soon, Stana.〃 ¨Thatˇs rude! What are you〃 Heˇs literally adding insult to injury! He put on his hat Got on his horse To a new town He set his course Went to a place to grab a bite to eat Could not believe what he saw out on the street Outside where the wind blew in two directions Stana seemed to look at his own reflection A man identical to imperfection Same eyes, same lies, same sized erection Erection! I know what youˇre thinking. Youˇre thinking he had a big one. No Oh, you thought ˉcause he was a bad boy, heˇd have a big olˇ one You thought heˇd have a big huge-a-rooni No, no, no, no, no No, London. No, London Thatˇs a rumor put out by bad guys Oh, yeah ¨Give me all your money, when they come, you say I had a big one.〃 Well, I was just gonna mention, you know who does have a big ones, is musicians Well, they drew their guns Both at once and aimed their shots directly No one there had seen such a thing Well, itˇs not what youˇd expect to see Bullets flew at the very same time On a very same trajectory What I say is true ˉCause I was there And their bullets flew right next to me Then bullets stopped right there as they met in the air Then they fell to the ground without making a sound Each man dropped his jaw and fired five more Each pair of bullets was the same as before They raised their brows as they saw the side Of bullets as they stopped each other flight As though they were filled with pure elation They began to laugh ˉcause it was quite a funny situation Funny situation Turns out this other guyˇs name is Anats Satan-agram The two men couldnˇt shoot each other, ˉcause they were absolutely perfectly matched in every way So instead, they went to a cafe They started chatting Turned out they had more in common that just physical appearances Thatˇs right. Very similar experiences Theyˇd done a lot of the same things They loved the same kind of activities Like hurting people and maiming They got on like a house on fire Which is also one of the first things they did together They both shared a love for predatory large cats You know, tigers, lions, ocelots, lynxes You have any big cats here in London? Theyˇre like big beavers They donˇt have beavers They donˇt have beavers You guys donˇt have beavers WTF? Oh badgers Go out hunting for English beavers They became attached together Like a brain and a tumor Same taste, same hobbies, same sense of humor They bought a farm, started breeding puma They became lovers, well thatˇs the rumor Well, thatˇs what happened when Anats met Stana But they say we all got our doppelganger That might be false, but it might be true What would you do if you met you? Thatˇs the real question What would you do if you met yourself If you were confronted by your own person? Maybe youˇd look at that other you in the eye And just think ¨I understand you. Because I am you.〃 And youˇd walk up to that person And youˇd hold them The way youˇve always wanted to be held But no oneˇs ever got it quite right Sometimes theyˇve done it too tightly Sometimes theyˇve done it too loosely With their arms all floppy like spaghetti, dangling around But this hug between you and that other you Is a perfect consistency of hug Then, while youˇre there with your hands around yourself You think, ¨Well, I wonder what my butt feels like.〃 And you just like, you know, like, spider-walk one of your hands down to your other selfˇs butt hole And give it a little squeeze And ¨Whoa! Whatˇs happening back there?〃 The other youˇs doing the same thing Hello. Is this wrong? And then you wonder, ¨I wonder if Iˇm a good kisser.〃 So you kiss that other you And you know what? Straight away It feels right, it feels good It feels like love Theyˇve fallen in love An emotional connection Two very evil men With minuscule erections Stana and Anats Anats and Stana Looking after each other now Looking after panthers They used to murderinˇ, murderinˇ, murderinˇ Now they cuddlinˇ, cuddlinˇ, cuddlinˇ Used to be threateninˇ, threateninˇ, threateninˇ, Now theyˇre getting big cats and pettinˇ em Used to be homicidal and killinˇ Now theyˇre in a domicile and chillinˇ Used to be slayinˇ, slayinˇ, slayinˇ Now theyˇre gayinˇ, gayinˇ, gayinˇ Now theyˇre in love Theyˇre fallinˇ in love They found a little love
[00:00.000] 作词 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement [00:01.000] 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Jemaine Clement [00:06.17]This is the strangest story that youˇll ever hear [00:11.97]Unless you canˇt hear [00:16.87]In which case, thisˇll be the weirdest tale that youˇve ever lip-read [00:22.99]Iˇll tell you the story of a dangerous man [00:26.54]Some say he was born with a gun in his hand [00:30.65]An only child and a motherless son [00:33.72]In his class he was the difficult one [00:37.51]He had a predilection for killing and hating [00:40.86]His name was an anagram of Satan [00:44.24]Bad attitude, bad blood, bad grammar [00:48.01]A man by his name of Stana [00:58.50]Stana [01:02.82]Talking about a bad man, London [01:04.15]A very bad man [01:05.17]An evil man [01:07.00]His very name was a Satan-agram [01:11.99]Heˇs the kind of man [01:13.95]Who would walk around without any pants on [01:16.86]And take a Viagra [01:18.14]Just pop into town at the supermarket with an erection [01:20.61]Man, heˇd poke babies in the eye [01:24.08]Unrelated to the last fact [01:28.15]Heˇd steal your goat. You donˇt know what he would do with it [01:31.39]Bad things [01:33.12]Heˇd steal your Wi-Fi [01:36.05]His name is a Satan-agram [01:38.28]Just like Santa, but he was nothing like Santa [01:40.56]No, Santaˇs a wonderful man [01:42.70]Who brings presents, comes down your chimney [01:44.45]And brings you presents [01:45.78]Whereas Stanaˇs a man [01:47.06]Who just cums down your chimney [01:48.88]Why would someone do that? [01:51.98]Ruin a lovely fireside evening [01:55.41]Well, thereˇre people [01:57.20]They were sick of him groping their goats [02:00.05]And raping their sheep [02:02.58]Then one night [02:04.23]They drugged his drink [02:05.63]They try to sneak out while he was asleep [02:09.22]But Stana awoke before they got out of town [02:12.33]Because their drug was just too weak [02:16.15]He gathered them ˉround, shot every one of them down [02:19.54]Right there in the street [02:27.37]He shot everybody in the town down [02:30.39]And then you know what he said? [02:34.13]He said, ¨Iˇm out of this place. This townˇs dead anyway.〃 [02:37.76]Heˇs kinda did it like that where the head went [02:39.41]¨This townˇs dead anyway.〃 [02:41.25]¨Itˇs too soon, Stana.〃 [02:42.57]¨Thatˇs rude! What are you〃 [02:44.24]Heˇs literally adding insult to injury! [02:48.49]He put on his hat [02:50.22]Got on his horse [02:52.28]To a new town [02:53.78]He set his course [02:55.94]Went to a place to grab a bite to eat [02:58.91]Could not believe what he saw out on the street [03:02.10]Outside where the wind blew in two directions [03:05.58]Stana seemed to look at his own reflection [03:08.97]A man identical to imperfection [03:12.11]Same eyes, same lies, same sized erection [03:22.86]Erection! [03:26.98]I know what youˇre thinking. Youˇre thinking he had a big one. No [03:29.72]Oh, you thought ˉcause he was a bad boy, heˇd have a big olˇ one [03:32.75]You thought heˇd have a big huge-a-rooni [03:35.26]No, no, no, no, no [03:36.55]No, London. No, London [03:39.59]Thatˇs a rumor put out by bad guys [03:42.46]Oh, yeah [03:44.90]¨Give me all your money, when they come, you say I had a big one.〃 [03:50.53]Well, I was just gonna mention, you know who does have a big ones, is musicians [03:56.04]Well, they drew their guns [03:58.02]Both at once and aimed their shots directly [04:02.77]No one there had seen such a thing [04:06.01]Well, itˇs not what youˇd expect to see [04:09.56]Bullets flew at the very same time [04:12.48]On a very same trajectory [04:15.81]What I say is true [04:17.65]ˉCause I was there [04:18.98]And their bullets flew right next to me [04:25.79]Then bullets stopped right there as they met in the air [04:27.73]Then they fell to the ground without making a sound [04:29.42]Each man dropped his jaw and fired five more [04:31.14]Each pair of bullets was the same as before [04:32.89]They raised their brows as they saw the side [04:34.58]Of bullets as they stopped each other flight [04:36.25]As though they were filled with pure elation [04:37.98]They began to laugh ˉcause it was quite a funny situation [04:46.97]Funny situation [04:49.76]Turns out this other guyˇs name is Anats [04:53.72]Satan-agram [04:56.90]The two men couldnˇt shoot each other, [04:58.42]ˉcause they were absolutely perfectly matched in every way [05:01.93]So instead, they went to a cafe [05:05.65]They started chatting [05:06.66]Turned out they had more in common that just physical appearances [05:08.83]Thatˇs right. Very similar experiences [05:11.59]Theyˇd done a lot of the same things [05:13.58]They loved the same kind of activities [05:16.09]Like hurting people and maiming [05:20.44]They got on like a house on fire [05:21.87]Which is also one of the first things they did together [05:25.61]They both shared a love for predatory large cats [05:29.21]You know, tigers, lions, ocelots, lynxes [05:36.76]You have any big cats here in London? [05:41.53]Theyˇre like big beavers [05:43.86]They donˇt have beavers [05:43.95]They donˇt have beavers [05:45.05]You guys donˇt have beavers [05:45.53]WTF? Oh badgers [05:49.49]Go out hunting for English beavers [05:53.27]They became attached together [05:55.31]Like a brain and a tumor [05:56.84]Same taste, same hobbies, same sense of humor [06:00.77]They bought a farm, started breeding puma [06:03.75]They became lovers, well thatˇs the rumor [06:07.16]Well, thatˇs what happened when Anats met Stana [06:10.23]But they say we all got our doppelganger [06:13.84]That might be false, but it might be true [06:17.31]What would you do if you met you? [06:22.14]Thatˇs the real question [06:23.60]What would you do if you met yourself [06:25.62]If you were confronted by your own person? [06:30.56]Maybe youˇd look at that other you in the eye [06:34.65]And just think [06:37.08]¨I understand you. Because I am you.〃 [06:45.21]And youˇd walk up to that person [06:48.54]And youˇd hold them [06:50.33]The way youˇve always wanted to be held [06:53.18]But no oneˇs ever got it quite right [06:55.66]Sometimes theyˇve done it too tightly [06:57.92]Sometimes theyˇve done it too loosely [06:59.36]With their arms all floppy like spaghetti, dangling around [07:05.40]But this hug between you and that other you [07:08.61]Is a perfect consistency of hug [07:14.54]Then, while youˇre there with your hands around yourself [07:17.55]You think, ¨Well, I wonder what my butt feels like.〃 [07:21.92]And you just like, you know, like, spider-walk one of your hands down to your other selfˇs butt hole [07:30.85]And give it a little squeeze [07:31.96]And ¨Whoa! Whatˇs happening back there?〃 [07:33.65]The other youˇs doing the same thing [07:36.67]Hello. Is this wrong? [07:44.71]And then you wonder, ¨I wonder if Iˇm a good kisser.〃 [07:50.16]So you kiss that other you [07:52.77]And you know what? Straight away [07:56.34]It feels right, it feels good [07:59.58]It feels like love [08:04.71]Theyˇve fallen in love [08:06.41]An emotional connection [08:08.11]Two very evil men [08:09.92]With minuscule erections [08:13.52]Stana and Anats [08:15.02]Anats and Stana [08:16.79]Looking after each other now [08:18.46]Looking after panthers [08:22.31]They used to murderinˇ, murderinˇ, murderinˇ [08:24.08]Now they cuddlinˇ, cuddlinˇ, cuddlinˇ [08:25.80]Used to be threateninˇ, threateninˇ, threateninˇ, [08:27.51]Now theyˇre getting big cats and pettinˇ em [08:29.26]Used to be homicidal and killinˇ [08:31.03]Now theyˇre in a domicile and chillinˇ [08:32.61]Used to be slayinˇ, slayinˇ, slayinˇ [08:34.26]Now theyˇre gayinˇ, gayinˇ, gayinˇ [08:36.89]Now theyˇre in love [08:39.26]Theyˇre fallinˇ in love [08:49.93]They found a little love
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