Whoa calm down calm down wh-whoa Whoa wha-whoa wha-whoa whoa whoa Shhhh
Let me talk Let me talk Shhhh Look Whoa whoa Calm down What's this all about How you raise your voice And yelling at me in my house Look I should kick you out If you want to scream and shout Cause I'm just not in the mood For a heavy weight bout Oh that's what's up then You keep on interrupting Like you running thangs Hold up let me tell you somethin
You can roll your eyes and stomp your feet But your mouth might Put your ass out in the street Open your mouth again the story never ends Talking to me crazy like I'm one of your friends I can't get a word in You should try listening
I should call you Tyler Perry Since you always dissing men If you keep on raising hell I'm gonna get up on my cell So when the Police come Miss Madea Goes To Jail Well well well Look who changed they tune I think these fights go with the cycle of the moon Yeah yeah yeah I'm talking about PMS And if we had more *** You wouldn't be so stressed But you like to front like that time of the month Ain't the reason Why you got your panties all in a bunch And that's figurative and literal The **** you pull is pitiful For one week a month You always make my life so miserable So here we go getting loud and obnoxious
When really what you Need is some Motrin and chocolate
I'm only joking On the low kinda hoping That comedy will calm your Ass down for the moment I wanna turn the game on You busy with the same song Okay I'm not right but look I know I ain't wrong You ain't going nowhere Put them bags down Got your hands in my face Oh you think you bad now Okay Let's just see where that gets you Knock yourself out Cause I'm not the one to hit you And I ain't sleeping on the couch My neck's still hurting from the last time We gotta talk now Come on can't it wait till halftime It's like your favorite past time You yell and you scream But nothing comes between a man And his favorite team And look Don't make me choose cause you just might lose Now take your ass to the other room Turn on the news Wait wait wait wait wait wait I didn't mean it like that I'm just excited from the game Come on baby come back Look I'm sorry I'm sorry I got a little silly But come on What really arguing about now really
You know I love you You know you love me But why does it always have to get so ugly Don't even want to hug me Because you wanna stay mad It's the crazy game that men And women play since way back But men never win so forget it man I'm out Cause I already planned on sleeping on the couch You know what Know what Forget it forget it I'm finished La la la la Where's the remote I'm taking the good covers too You can't take the good You sleeping on the sheets
And when you get cold don't try To snug up on me on the couch Don't try to call me back in there later either I'm out this mother
Wait a minute what What did you say you gonna do to my Impala I'll jump out this car so fast And drop kick you in the medulla oblongata Okay I see you stupid Just like your momma and them Yeah I said it And I was just as stupid as you for staying with you Cause I regret it So let me get in clean Cause the game don't change people do These little ****** jumping out Blasting in them skinny jean And the last thing I need is your ass to hassle Yeah man she told the judge I hit her She hit herself in a bag of apple And I told her I hate going to your spotg Cause her daddy can't say nothing Unless he put that thing on his neck That make him sound like a robot And I sound retarded right I can't lie One day a butterfly landed on a skull
And brought tears She would never satisfy Keep showing they laugh at her Cause her daddy got killed Going to the hood Pee on me And you ever been with one or two *****es Just you and her in the car You know she farted But she looking at you like you did it She kinda dirty to us Man I can't stand a woman act polite Take a **** and never give a courtesy flush One day we went to apply to a phat loan She said Ah yes Changed her voice up and said ***** you don't ever talk like at home But that's what woman do Just like that This is my husband Lie I keep telling you and that's not me
[00:04.96]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH [00:07.26] [00:09.17]Aaaah Shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh [00:12.39] [00:13.61]Whoa calm down calm down wh-whoa [00:16.32]Whoa wha-whoa wha-whoa whoa whoa Shhhh [00:19.50] [00:21.19]Let me talk Let me talk Shhhh Look Whoa whoa [00:23.47]Calm down [00:24.47]What's this all about [00:25.70]How you raise your voice [00:26.95]And yelling at me in my house [00:28.62]Look I should kick you out [00:29.97]If you want to scream and shout [00:31.53]Cause I'm just not in the mood [00:32.89]For a heavy weight bout [00:34.41]Oh that's what's up then [00:35.58]You keep on interrupting [00:37.01]Like you running thangs [00:38.01]Hold up let me tell you somethin [00:39.34] [00:39.92]You can roll your eyes and stomp your feet [00:42.64]But your mouth might [00:43.73]Put your ass out in the street [00:45.46]Open your mouth again the story never ends [00:48.34]Talking to me crazy like I'm one of your friends [00:50.83]I can't get a word in [00:52.17]You should try listening [00:53.02] [00:53.64]I should call you Tyler Perry [00:55.29]Since you always dissing men [00:56.59]If you keep on raising hell [00:58.08]I'm gonna get up on my cell [00:59.50]So when the Police come [01:00.62]Miss Madea Goes To Jail [01:02.26]Well well well [01:03.65]Look who changed they tune [01:04.99]I think these fights go with the cycle of the moon [01:07.94]Yeah yeah yeah [01:09.53]I'm talking about PMS [01:10.77]And if we had more *** [01:12.13]You wouldn't be so stressed [01:13.30]But you like to front like that time of the month [01:16.04]Ain't the reason [01:16.94]Why you got your panties all in a bunch [01:18.99]And that's figurative and literal [01:20.26]The **** you pull is pitiful [01:21.77]For one week a month [01:22.97]You always make my life so miserable [01:24.59]So here we go getting loud and obnoxious [01:26.81] [01:27.71]When really what you [01:28.73]Need is some Motrin and chocolate [01:29.95] [01:30.64]I'm only joking [01:31.45]On the low kinda hoping [01:33.45]That comedy will calm your [01:34.65]Ass down for the moment [01:35.93]I wanna turn the game on [01:37.24]You busy with the same song [01:38.75]Okay I'm not right but look I know I ain't wrong [01:41.96]You ain't going nowhere [01:43.19]Put them bags down [01:44.43]Got your hands in my face [01:46.06]Oh you think you bad now [01:47.57]Okay [01:48.45]Let's just see where that gets you [01:49.96]Knock yourself out [01:51.02]Cause I'm not the one to hit you [01:52.74]And I ain't sleeping on the couch [01:54.20]My neck's still hurting from the last time [01:55.93]We gotta talk now [01:56.77]Come on can't it wait till halftime [01:58.49]It's like your favorite past time [02:00.00]You yell and you scream [02:01.07]But nothing comes between a man [02:02.51]And his favorite team [02:03.86]And look [02:04.38]Don't make me choose cause you just might lose [02:06.36]Now take your ass to the other room [02:08.63]Turn on the news [02:09.61]Wait wait wait wait wait wait [02:11.08]I didn't mean it like that [02:12.32]I'm just excited from the game [02:13.71]Come on baby come back [02:15.01]Look I'm sorry I'm sorry [02:16.53]I got a little silly [02:17.94]But come on [02:18.81]What really arguing about now really [02:20.72] [02:21.51]You know I love you [02:22.70]You know you love me [02:23.81]But why does it always have to get so ugly [02:26.46]Don't even want to hug me [02:27.80]Because you wanna stay mad [02:29.17]It's the crazy game that men [02:30.82]And women play since way back [02:31.93]But men never win so forget it man I'm out [02:34.64]Cause I already planned on sleeping on the couch [02:37.56]You know what Know what [02:38.92]Forget it forget it I'm finished La la la la [02:41.66]Where's the remote [02:42.93]I'm taking the good covers too [02:44.31]You can't take the good [02:45.14]You sleeping on the sheets [02:46.73] [02:47.84]And when you get cold don't try [02:49.30]To snug up on me on the couch [02:50.94]Don't try to call me back in there later either [02:52.64]I'm out this mother [02:53.75] [02:59.37]Wait a minute what [03:00.16]What did you say you gonna do to my Impala [03:02.01]I'll jump out this car so fast [03:03.24]And drop kick you in the medulla oblongata [03:05.56]Okay I see you stupid [03:06.45]Just like your momma and them [03:07.73]Yeah I said it [03:08.40]And I was just as stupid as you for staying with you [03:10.19]Cause I regret it [03:11.12]So let me get in clean [03:12.38]Cause the game don't change people do [03:14.12]These little ****** jumping out [03:15.25]Blasting in them skinny jean [03:16.87]And the last thing I need is your ass to hassle [03:19.44]Yeah man she told the judge I hit her [03:21.09]She hit herself in a bag of apple [03:22.76]And I told her I hate going to your spotg [03:24.24]Cause her daddy can't say nothing [03:25.57]Unless he put that thing on his neck [03:26.83]That make him sound like a robot [03:28.52]And I sound retarded right [03:30.06]I can't lie [03:31.06]One day a butterfly landed 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