Every time I hear that march from LohengrinI am always on the outside lookin' in Maybe, that is why I see the funny side When I see somebody's brother take a bride Weddings make a lot of people sad But if you're not the one, they're not so bad Another bride, another JuneAnother sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous Who can blame him? He answers twice It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest, I got youDown where the roses cling, it's very romantic Picture that same sweet love nest Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year, what, or maybe less What's this I hear, can't you guess? NoShe feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right Of makin' whoopee She sits alone 'most every night He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he? He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that? Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, you pay six to her He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?" Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" WhoopsYou better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee Yeah, don't forget, folks That's what you get, folks For makin' whoopee
Every time I hear that march from LohengrinI am always on the outside lookin' in Maybe, that is why I see the funny side When I see somebody's brother take a bride Weddings make a lot of people sad But if you're not the one, they're not so bad Another bride, another JuneAnother sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous Who can blame him? He answers twice It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest, I got youDown where the roses cling, it's very romantic Picture that same sweet love nest Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Another year, what, or maybe less What's this I hear, can't you guess? NoShe feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right Of makin' whoopee She sits alone 'most every night He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he? He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that? Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, you pay six to her He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?" Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" WhoopsYou better keep her, I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee Yeah, don't forget, folks That's what you get, folks For makin' whoopee
