An oily ole egg with a red peg leg Thought a porquepine was his daughter But he soon found out That she had the gout And often would wink underwater HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A red red rose saw a big pig pose On the edge of a silver dollar The end of his tail Was a long-necked nail And in place of his face was a scholar
An oily ole egg with a red peg leg Thought a porquepine was his daughter But he soon found out That she had the gout And often would wink underwater HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A red red rose saw a big pig pose On the edge of a silver dollar The end of his tail Was a long-necked nail And in place of his face was a scholar
