DORIS: In the Summer you're the Winter In the finger you're the splinter In the banquet you're the stew Say, I could do without you HOWARD: In the garden you're the gopher In the Levi's you're the loafer Like an overturned canoe Well, I could do without you DORIS: You can go to Philadelphia Take a hack to Hackensack Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer Or yell fer yer to come back HOWARD: In the question you're the why In the ointment you're the fly DORIS: Though I know some things are indefensible Like a buck or two If there's one thing I can do without I can do without you HOWARD: In the barrel you're a pickle In the goldmine you're a nickel You're the tack inside my shoe Yes, I can do without you DORIS: In my bosom you're a dagger
DORIS: In the Summer you're the Winter In the finger you're the splinter In the banquet you're the stew Say, I could do without you HOWARD: In the garden you're the gopher In the Levi's you're the loafer Like an overturned canoe Well, I could do without you DORIS: You can go to Philadelphia Take a hack to Hackensack Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer Or yell fer yer to come back HOWARD: In the question you're the why In the ointment you're the fly DORIS: Though I know some things are indefensible Like a buck or two If there's one thing I can do without I can do without you HOWARD: In the barrel you're a pickle In the goldmine you're a nickel You're the tack inside my shoe Yes, I can do without you DORIS: In my bosom you're a dagger
