She said, I've never seen you here before Look like you're searching for something more She said, I've got some friends, I think you'd like Seemed like a good way to start the night She said, keep your money, honey, it's all on me She kept 'em coming 'til a half past three Said, just leave your car, I'll give you a ride She looked like she was just about to eat me alive Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill And you can bet that it always will Sometime the truth can be so unkind When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find (Incomprehensible), she hitting on me Said she had a sister that I needed to meet About that time I thought we all had our mixture just right Her big old boyfriend wanted to fight Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill And you can bet that it always will Sometime the truth can be so unkind When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find Women and alcohol, dangerous mix Too much of either one and you in a fix I spend all night, down at the emergency While they were patching up (Incomprehensible) from me Now I didn't get the girl, I didn't even get drunk He took me out with a surfing punch Now I'm laying wondering was it all a dream? Or oh, I think I hear myself (Incomprehensible) Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill And you can bet that it always will Sometimes the truth can be so unkind When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find
She said, I've never seen you here before Look like you're searching for something more She said, I've got some friends, I think you'd like Seemed like a good way to start the night She said, keep your money, honey, it's all on me She kept 'em coming 'til a half past three Said, just leave your car, I'll give you a ride She looked like she was just about to eat me alive Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill And you can bet that it always will Sometime the truth can be so unkind When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find (Incomprehensible), she hitting on me Said she had a sister that I needed to meet About that time I thought we all had our mixture just right Her big old boyfriend wanted to fight Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill And you can bet that it always will Sometime the truth can be so unkind When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find Women and alcohol, dangerous mix Too much of either one and you in a fix I spend all night, down at the emergency While they were patching up (Incomprehensible) from me Now I didn't get the girl, I didn't even get drunk He took me out with a surfing punch Now I'm laying wondering was it all a dream? Or oh, I think I hear myself (Incomprehensible) Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill And you can bet that it always will Sometimes the truth can be so unkind When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find
