Last night when I come home I was tired as a man could be There was a mule in my stable Where my mule was suppose to be I said wake up, baby And explain all this stuff to me Whose mule's there in my stable Where my mule is suppose to be She said; you must be silly But daddy, you ain't talking right Why don't you open up your eyes and see There ain't nothing but a milk cow that my grandmother sent to me I've been all over the world >From the Golf from Mexico I've never seen no milk cow With a saddle on the back before. Well, the next night when I come home I was tired as a man could be There was a coat on my hanger Where my coat was suppose to be I said; Wake up, little girl And explain all this stuff to me Who's coats there on my hanger Where my coat is suppose to be She said; you must be silly But daddy, you ain't talking right Why don't you open up your eyes and see There ain't nothing but a blanket that my mother in law sent to me I've been all over the world And the Golf from Mexico I ain't never seen no blanket With two sleeves on in before Well no, the next night when I come home I was tired and I wanted to sleep There was a hat on my dresser Where my hat was suppose to be I said; Wake up, darling And explain all these stuff to me Who's hat's there on dresser Where my hat is suppose to be She said, you must be silly But daddy you ain't talking right Why don't you open up your eyes and see There ain't nothing but a wash bag That my grandmother sent to me I've been all over the world And the Golf from Mexico I ain't never seen no wash bag With a hat band around it before.
Last night when I come home I was tired as a man could be There was a mule in my stable Where my mule was suppose to be I said wake up, baby And explain all this stuff to me Whose mule's there in my stable Where my mule is suppose to be She said; you must be silly But daddy, you ain't talking right Why don't you open up your eyes and see There ain't nothing but a milk cow that my grandmother sent to me I've been all over the world >From the Golf from Mexico I've never seen no milk cow With a saddle on the back before. Well, the next night when I come home I was tired as a man could be There was a coat on my hanger Where my coat was suppose to be I said; Wake up, little girl And explain all this stuff to me Who's coats there on my hanger Where my coat is suppose to be She said; you must be silly But daddy, you ain't talking right Why don't you open up your eyes and see There ain't nothing but a blanket that my mother in law sent to me I've been all over the world And the Golf from Mexico I ain't never seen no blanket With two sleeves on in before Well no, the next night when I come home I was tired and I wanted to sleep There was a hat on my dresser Where my hat was suppose to be I said; Wake up, darling And explain all these stuff to me Who's hat's there on dresser Where my hat is suppose to be She said, you must be silly But daddy you ain't talking right Why don't you open up your eyes and see There ain't nothing but a wash bag That my grandmother sent to me I've been all over the world And the Golf from Mexico I ain't never seen no wash bag With a hat band around it before.