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  • 作曲 : Bernstein, Ford
    (feat. Abdominal)
    [VERSE 1: Abdominal]
    Well hello and welcome
    If you could wipe your feet on the doormat
    Please, come in - oh Format...
    We got company, where's my manners, let me take your coats
    I hope you're hungry for some flavorful quotes
    Which I whipped up myself, I'm really hopin that you like it
    I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish
    Format? I think he's still in the kitchen
    Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms
    Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished
    I guess all that's left to do is just remix it
    You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table
    And what's this, a beautiful patch cable, for me?
    Really, you shouldn't have
    Please excuse me, I'ma just go and grab
    A spare apron to keep your gear fresh
    Format, where's the food, it's rude, we have guests
    [CHORUS: Abdominal]
    Dinner's served, so yo, come and get it
    Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid
    Concoctions, explosions of flavor
    Check the ill culinary behaviour
    You need seconds? Yo, come and get it
    Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid
    Delicacies, explosions of flavor
    Check the ill culinary behaviour
    [VERSE 2: Abdominal]
    Okay, you're right here, and if you could sit there
    Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen
    In case he needs to fix the snare
    Which I'm sure will be crispy enough
    Ah-ah-ah, we're all hungry, but before we tuck
    In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces
    My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace
    And of course the microphones that we rap into
    Amen, that's through, so let's eat, pass the loops, bro
    Soup? No, I said loops, so
    Delicious with the fishes, nutritious
    Servin roasted rapper, that's the first dish on my wish list
    Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean
    Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team
    Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit
    Between 3 and 5 followed by a non-shiny finish
    For-mat for the punchline-inept
    Keep eating cause there's tons of food left
    Really, you just have to taste some home-cooked
    [CHORUS]
    [DJ Format cuts up]
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (The behaviour)
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (Watch your behaviour)
    [VERSE 3: Abdominal]
    I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served
    But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first
    Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man
    Until you finish those breaks on your plate
    Cause all across the land there be starvin MC's
    Who'd be happy to rock to beats like these
    You should be a little bit more considerate
    And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it
    And while I'm at it, get your elbows off the damn console
    Really, where's your manners?
    I'm ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests
    But you leave me no choice
    I'm truly sorry that I had to raise my voice
    But my son's behaviour simply inexcusable
    And if I don't see some improvement soon, my fuse'll blow
    Is that clear, mister? Good, I'm glad we understand one another
    Now go help your brother Little Format
    Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware
    So tomorrow we'll have supper prepared
    Oh what's that, you say you must be leaving?
    Such a pity, what a lovely evening
    Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime
    I hope you ate enough - of our beats and rhymes
    [CHORUS]
    (Ill) (behaviour)
    (This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips
    Three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips
    I said to John me husband, "Ain't I gettin fat?"
    He said, "Not really, love, I like ya like like that"
    But he's kiddin, you know?
    Why do I got to be fat?
    Why have I got to be fat?
    And then for lunch I had...)
  • 作曲 : Bernstein, Ford
    (feat. Abdominal)
    [VERSE 1: Abdominal]
    Well hello and welcome
    If you could wipe your feet on the doormat
    Please, come in - oh Format...
    We got company, where's my manners, let me take your coats
    I hope you're hungry for some flavorful quotes
    Which I whipped up myself, I'm really hopin that you like it
    I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish
    Format? I think he's still in the kitchen
    Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms
    Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished
    I guess all that's left to do is just remix it
    You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table
    And what's this, a beautiful patch cable, for me?
    Really, you shouldn't have
    Please excuse me, I'ma just go and grab
    A spare apron to keep your gear fresh
    Format, where's the food, it's rude, we have guests
    [CHORUS: Abdominal]
    Dinner's served, so yo, come and get it
    Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid
    Concoctions, explosions of flavor
    Check the ill culinary behaviour
    You need seconds? Yo, come and get it
    Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid
    Delicacies, explosions of flavor
    Check the ill culinary behaviour
    [VERSE 2: Abdominal]
    Okay, you're right here, and if you could sit there
    Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen
    In case he needs to fix the snare
    Which I'm sure will be crispy enough
    Ah-ah-ah, we're all hungry, but before we tuck
    In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces
    My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace
    And of course the microphones that we rap into
    Amen, that's through, so let's eat, pass the loops, bro
    Soup? No, I said loops, so
    Delicious with the fishes, nutritious
    Servin roasted rapper, that's the first dish on my wish list
    Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean
    Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team
    Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit
    Between 3 and 5 followed by a non-shiny finish
    For-mat for the punchline-inept
    Keep eating cause there's tons of food left
    Really, you just have to taste some home-cooked
    [CHORUS]
    [DJ Format cuts up]
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (The behaviour)
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (Actin ill)
    (Watch your behaviour)
    [VERSE 3: Abdominal]
    I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served
    But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first
    Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man
    Until you finish those breaks on your plate
    Cause all across the land there be starvin MC's
    Who'd be happy to rock to beats like these
    You should be a little bit more considerate
    And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it
    And while I'm at it, get your elbows off the damn console
    Really, where's your manners?
    I'm ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests
    But you leave me no choice
    I'm truly sorry that I had to raise my voice
    But my son's behaviour simply inexcusable
    And if I don't see some improvement soon, my fuse'll blow
    Is that clear, mister? Good, I'm glad we understand one another
    Now go help your brother Little Format
    Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware
    So tomorrow we'll have supper prepared
    Oh what's that, you say you must be leaving?
    Such a pity, what a lovely evening
    Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime
    I hope you ate enough - of our beats and rhymes
    [CHORUS]
    (Ill) (behaviour)
    (This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips
    Three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips
    I said to John me husband, "Ain't I gettin fat?"
    He said, "Not really, love, I like ya like like that"
    But he's kiddin, you know?
    Why do I got to be fat?
    Why have I got to be fat?
    And then for lunch I had...)