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Jason Waste

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  • Hi my name is
    Jason and
    I'm not gay {
    People are so damn crazy up in
    Jason's world}
    People call me a waste man, 'cause
    I haven't got a job (what a knob) {
    He don't wanna get out of bed}
    Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat,
    Paste, wee, change, go, make teas,
    Alarm, snooze back to sleep
    All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man {
    Waste man, waste man}
    Because I'm 27, and
    I'm living down in the ba*****t {
    Waste man}
    I'm so complacent, so
    I will stay here
    They're banging on my door, but
    I won't chase 'em
    Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days
    I Haven't seen daylight, haven't shaved
    And they can say what they like, they just hate me
    Cause I never let 'em have a go on my
    PlayStation (piss off)
    They said
    I'm fat I need to go to the gym
    I don't wanna be fat,
    I wanna be slim
    Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim
    Little kids jumped out soon as
    I jumped in
    Now I'm in the changing room
    Hi my name is
    Jason and
    I'm not gay
    I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think
    I'm think to myself why is mine not as big
    So I think dirty thoughts so
    I can get it bigger
    Beyonce, look at me now
    I'm a killer
    I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing
    I just wanted a bit of stiff competition {
    Erm, sorry
    Jason} What, what do you want? {
    We've just had a complaint}
    Piss off {
    From a very valued client}
    I said piss off {
    Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership}
    Shut up I don't care
    This is a crap gym {
    Well, mate, just leave, please}
    It doesn't work, how do
    I know it works
    I'm still fat, why am
    I still fat {
    Just go, please}
    It's a **** gym
    Sod off I got a baby mum and a lovely little son
    Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb
    I was very very drunk,
    I told her lot of secrets
    Very very drunk,
    I told her not to keep it
    Anyway she had it, sorry had him,
    Darren His grandmother
    Karen, wanted to call him
    Gavin But
    I didn't have it,
    I was working at
    Maplin Gavin was my manager and
    I wanted to slap him '
    Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause
    I wanted to stab him '
    Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him
    He's a bit bigger, but
    I know I could have him
    As a matter of fact he kinda looks like
    Darren I still got sacked and this is how it happened
    Some Nigerian guy called
    Tunde Who told me to call him
    Thomas for short
    Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk
    At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me
    And he kinda showed me his nine
    He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine
    But this is a woman's car {
    Shut up it's for my wife)
    He would come in like every fortnight
    And buy the same i
    Pod 4 times
    Apparently he was doing the same thing with
    Tariq Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason) {
    Hello Jason}
    What? {We're from the
    Metropolitan
    Police fraud department)
    Police! {We'd like ask you a few...}
    Oink oink! {
    Excuse me?}
    Oink, you're a pig {
    Excuse me?!}
    Listen go away man,
    I don't wanna get arrested
    I wanna rest,
    I wanna sleep {
    Look, you're coming with me}
    All my little brothers smoke **** {
    Oh my goodness}
    Come and arrest them, or they'll do murder
    Bed I can sleep till the world ends
    And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend
    All I ever do is fail them '
    Cause all
    I ever do is tell them the true
    If you're fat you're fat, *****, ain't nothing wrong with that
    Don't switch
    I'm, just telling you a fact
    Do you think you're thin? {
    Well no} Well then {
    I hate you!}
    I abuse most of them
    I think that's how
    I lose most of them
    I don't want to get too close to them
    After what happened to
    Elton in school
    Elton was cool
    But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to
    Do {I said no!}
    She said no but he went ahead and felt her {
    Get off me!}
    I think he's just coming out of
    Feltham My last girl was a wannabe
    WAG {Hi!}
    Who went everywhere in a cab
    I told her
    I'm rich She took me to
    Harrod And picked up this
    Gucci worth a grand
    I went quiet like words from my gran '
    Cause that's too much to spend on a slag
    I mean that's too much to spend on a bag
    As soon as we got to the till,
    I ran {Where you going?!}
    Then my mobile rang {'
    Ello? } It was my first love,
    Ann {Hi Jason}
    She said she split up with her man {
    He's gone}
    And she's in need of a bang {
    Come round}
    I said I'll be on a bus in a minute
    She said "you better not bust in a minute"
    I got prang and rushed to the chemist
    Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature? {
    Oh yes} He took me to the back of the store
    He gave me a spray, what's this for? {
    Put a little on the top just before}
    Got to her house, clock says 4
    She's worn out,
    I'm wanting more '
    Cause she's sore she went down south
    And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth
    Oi, Anna, speak loud
    Are you saying you can't feel your mouth? {
    Mm mm mm!}
    Are you saying where is this mouse?
    What, you want me to take your couch?
    Look if you want to kiss me, out
    That's when she kicked me, ouch
    I think she's trying to kick me out
    Just tell me if you wanna get me out
    I'm gone
  • Hi my name is
    Jason and
    I'm not gay {
    People are so damn crazy up in
    Jason's world}
    People call me a waste man, 'cause
    I haven't got a job (what a knob) {
    He don't wanna get out of bed}
    Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat,
    Paste, wee, change, go, make teas,
    Alarm, snooze back to sleep
    All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man {
    Waste man, waste man}
    Because I'm 27, and
    I'm living down in the ba*****t {
    Waste man}
    I'm so complacent, so
    I will stay here
    They're banging on my door, but
    I won't chase 'em
    Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days
    I Haven't seen daylight, haven't shaved
    And they can say what they like, they just hate me
    Cause I never let 'em have a go on my
    PlayStation (piss off)
    They said
    I'm fat I need to go to the gym
    I don't wanna be fat,
    I wanna be slim
    Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim
    Little kids jumped out soon as
    I jumped in
    Now I'm in the changing room
    Hi my name is
    Jason and
    I'm not gay
    I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think
    I'm think to myself why is mine not as big
    So I think dirty thoughts so
    I can get it bigger
    Beyonce, look at me now
    I'm a killer
    I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing
    I just wanted a bit of stiff competition {
    Erm, sorry
    Jason} What, what do you want? {
    We've just had a complaint}
    Piss off {
    From a very valued client}
    I said piss off {
    Sadly resulting in us revoking your membership}
    Shut up I don't care
    This is a crap gym {
    Well, mate, just leave, please}
    It doesn't work, how do
    I know it works
    I'm still fat, why am
    I still fat {
    Just go, please}
    It's a **** gym
    Sod off I got a baby mum and a lovely little son
    Lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb
    I was very very drunk,
    I told her lot of secrets
    Very very drunk,
    I told her not to keep it
    Anyway she had it, sorry had him,
    Darren His grandmother
    Karen, wanted to call him
    Gavin But
    I didn't have it,
    I was working at
    Maplin Gavin was my manager and
    I wanted to slap him '
    Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause
    I wanted to stab him '
    Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him
    He's a bit bigger, but
    I know I could have him
    As a matter of fact he kinda looks like
    Darren I still got sacked and this is how it happened
    Some Nigerian guy called
    Tunde Who told me to call him
    Thomas for short
    Walked into the store, said he wanted to talk
    At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me
    And he kinda showed me his nine
    He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to swine
    But this is a woman's car {
    Shut up it's for my wife)
    He would come in like every fortnight
    And buy the same i
    Pod 4 times
    Apparently he was doing the same thing with
    Tariq Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason) {
    Hello Jason}
    What? {We're from the
    Metropolitan
    Police fraud department)
    Police! {We'd like ask you a few...}
    Oink oink! {
    Excuse me?}
    Oink, you're a pig {
    Excuse me?!}
    Listen go away man,
    I don't wanna get arrested
    I wanna rest,
    I wanna sleep {
    Look, you're coming with me}
    All my little brothers smoke **** {
    Oh my goodness}
    Come and arrest them, or they'll do murder
    Bed I can sleep till the world ends
    And I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend
    All I ever do is fail them '
    Cause all
    I ever do is tell them the true
    If you're fat you're fat, *****, ain't nothing wrong with that
    Don't switch
    I'm, just telling you a fact
    Do you think you're thin? {
    Well no} Well then {
    I hate you!}
    I abuse most of them
    I think that's how
    I lose most of them
    I don't want to get too close to them
    After what happened to
    Elton in school
    Elton was cool
    But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to
    Do {I said no!}
    She said no but he went ahead and felt her {
    Get off me!}
    I think he's just coming out of
    Feltham My last girl was a wannabe
    WAG {Hi!}
    Who went everywhere in a cab
    I told her
    I'm rich She took me to
    Harrod And picked up this
    Gucci worth a grand
    I went quiet like words from my gran '
    Cause that's too much to spend on a slag
    I mean that's too much to spend on a bag
    As soon as we got to the till,
    I ran {Where you going?!}
    Then my mobile rang {'
    Ello? } It was my first love,
    Ann {Hi Jason}
    She said she split up with her man {
    He's gone}
    And she's in need of a bang {
    Come round}
    I said I'll be on a bus in a minute
    She said "you better not bust in a minute"
    I got prang and rushed to the chemist
    Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature? {
    Oh yes} He took me to the back of the store
    He gave me a spray, what's this for? {
    Put a little on the top just before}
    Got to her house, clock says 4
    She's worn out,
    I'm wanting more '
    Cause she's sore she went down south
    And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth
    Oi, Anna, speak loud
    Are you saying you can't feel your mouth? {
    Mm mm mm!}
    Are you saying where is this mouse?
    What, you want me to take your couch?
    Look if you want to kiss me, out
    That's when she kicked me, ouch
    I think she's trying to kick me out
    Just tell me if you wanna get me out
    I'm gone