{Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and TrampsCross eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants I'm here before you to stand behind you To tell you something, I know nothing about Next Thursday which is Good Friday There's a women's meetin' for men only Free admission, pay at the door Pull up a chair and sit on the floor} It's a long crawl back to the garden So, get me off my hands and knees' Cause the church keeps spittin' me out Now, we all know where they're comin' from We just don't know, where they're goin' I am a Christian, I am a Buddha Hare Krishna, I am a Jew I am Satan, have Zen within me I have Jesus, I am human We got the same guy every time In a brand new, clever disguise So, before you go and make up your mind If Christ came knockin' on your door Dressed up like the Devil, would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? I hope this ain't the wrong direction' Cause it all feels exactly the same And it's gonna get me where I'm goingSo enjoy the ride and don't get hooked All the same temptations I am a Christian, I am a Buddha Hare Krishna, I am a Jew I am Satan, have Zen within me I have Jesus, I am a human I am a Hindu, I am a Sikh I am a Muslim, I am a Atheist I have Satan, I am a Christian I am a Buddha, I am a human, human, I am human I am human, human, human, human
{Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and TrampsCross eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants I'm here before you to stand behind you To tell you something, I know nothing about Next Thursday which is Good Friday There's a women's meetin' for men only Free admission, pay at the door Pull up a chair and sit on the floor} It's a long crawl back to the garden So, get me off my hands and knees' Cause the church keeps spittin' me out Now, we all know where they're comin' from We just don't know, where they're goin' I am a Christian, I am a Buddha Hare Krishna, I am a Jew I am Satan, have Zen within me I have Jesus, I am human We got the same guy every time In a brand new, clever disguise So, before you go and make up your mind If Christ came knockin' on your door Dressed up like the Devil, would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? I hope this ain't the wrong direction' Cause it all feels exactly the same And it's gonna get me where I'm goingSo enjoy the ride and don't get hooked All the same temptations I am a Christian, I am a Buddha Hare Krishna, I am a Jew I am Satan, have Zen within me I have Jesus, I am a human I am a Hindu, I am a Sikh I am a Muslim, I am a Atheist I have Satan, I am a Christian I am a Buddha, I am a human, human, I am human I am human, human, human, human
