In Scranton, Pennsylvania Where's there's not that much to do One night a girl stole ****** And stuck it up her who who Who who puts ****** in that space? Who wants drugs in their private place? If you've read the headlines you know it's true The chick with the remarkable vagina That's who Let me tell the entire tale Of how this gal wound up in jail When the police asked what she had done She pulled it all out one by one 54 bags of ****** 31 bags for more A handful of prescription pills I'm already feeling sore 51 dollars and 22 cents In one small crevice in her uterus It's crazy but it's true that she fit all of that up in her who If I had a remarkable vagina I'd never lose my keys I'd always have some extra space for emergencies Open up my front door Cause there's always room for more If you've got some things to store Well that's what friends are for I'd put your phone in it Cash in it Comb in it Pens in it Book in it And your Chapstick too Ring in it Brush in it Checks in it Wine in it Fork in it All of it just like new Where's my key? Where's my cat? Now I know where everything's at It's crazy ain't it strange? That something so small could fit all those things Now who puts ****** in that space? Who want drugs in their private place? If you've read the headlines you know it's true A chick with the remarkable vagina That's who The chick with the remarkable vagina Who knew? I wish my vagina was remarkable too
In Scranton, Pennsylvania Where's there's not that much to do One night a girl stole ****** And stuck it up her who who Who who puts ****** in that space? Who wants drugs in their private place? If you've read the headlines you know it's true The chick with the remarkable vagina That's who Let me tell the entire tale Of how this gal wound up in jail When the police asked what she had done She pulled it all out one by one 54 bags of ****** 31 bags for more A handful of prescription pills I'm already feeling sore 51 dollars and 22 cents In one small crevice in her uterus It's crazy but it's true that she fit all of that up in her who If I had a remarkable vagina I'd never lose my keys I'd always have some extra space for emergencies Open up my front door Cause there's always room for more If you've got some things to store Well that's what friends are for I'd put your phone in it Cash in it Comb in it Pens in it Book in it And your Chapstick too Ring in it Brush in it Checks in it Wine in it Fork in it All of it just like new Where's my key? Where's my cat? Now I know where everything's at It's crazy ain't it strange? That something so small could fit all those things Now who puts ****** in that space? Who want drugs in their private place? If you've read the headlines you know it's true A chick with the remarkable vagina That's who The chick with the remarkable vagina Who knew? I wish my vagina was remarkable too
