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  • Hi um this is a piece that I've been working on
    for quite some time now um it's about a guy that I met
    and uh it's entitled 'So' here it goes
    Watch out for those types you know who they are
    out all night frontin in that rental car
    Always up in the club showing off his bling
    like he's some King
    doing his thing but for real for real
    ain't doing a damn thing
    Cuz when it comes to shoes he's on point right
    when it comes to being smooth he's extra nice
    but when it comes to spending loot he's extra tight
    Don't even think about drinks
    cuz that's a maybe or a might
    depending on how badly he needs some ass
    Whatever happened to real gentlemen with sophisticated class
    who flirted with sweet talks long walks and playing footsie
    Nowadays a mother****** think a happy meal
    is down payment for ************
    and best believe if he ain't gettin he won't go
    But say you do the nasty
    he'll be the first to call you hoe
    Could it be cuz you don't like it nice and slow
    or because your first name he don't even know
    And if he didn't think he could respect a woman
    because of first night *** why the hell was he begging
    All that ************t talk about
    "Watch what happen when I get you naked"
    only to find out that all night long
    was really a minute and ten seconds
    So now he's asking you to leave
    when he couldn't make you cum
    The moral of the story where the ******
    did you find this fool from
    Take it from me if you're lookin for love
    ask a sister ask a girlfriend
    but please don't go to no club Thank you
    Aight give it up one more time for Catzie
    that was hot we love you girl
    Alright once again I'm El Gambina
    your host for the evening big up
    to everyone for coming out
    and supporting our weekly open mic event
    Next up we have a newcomer to the stage
    who would like to share with us his positive thoughts
    on our empowerment Give it up for Mr Snacky Chan
  • Hi um this is a piece that I've been working on
    for quite some time now um it's about a guy that I met
    and uh it's entitled 'So' here it goes
    Watch out for those types you know who they are
    out all night frontin in that rental car
    Always up in the club showing off his bling
    like he's some King
    doing his thing but for real for real
    ain't doing a damn thing
    Cuz when it comes to shoes he's on point right
    when it comes to being smooth he's extra nice
    but when it comes to spending loot he's extra tight
    Don't even think about drinks
    cuz that's a maybe or a might
    depending on how badly he needs some ass
    Whatever happened to real gentlemen with sophisticated class
    who flirted with sweet talks long walks and playing footsie
    Nowadays a mother****** think a happy meal
    is down payment for ************
    and best believe if he ain't gettin he won't go
    But say you do the nasty
    he'll be the first to call you hoe
    Could it be cuz you don't like it nice and slow
    or because your first name he don't even know
    And if he didn't think he could respect a woman
    because of first night *** why the hell was he begging
    All that ************t talk about
    "Watch what happen when I get you naked"
    only to find out that all night long
    was really a minute and ten seconds
    So now he's asking you to leave
    when he couldn't make you cum
    The moral of the story where the ******
    did you find this fool from
    Take it from me if you're lookin for love
    ask a sister ask a girlfriend
    but please don't go to no club Thank you
    Aight give it up one more time for Catzie
    that was hot we love you girl
    Alright once again I'm El Gambina
    your host for the evening big up
    to everyone for coming out
    and supporting our weekly open mic event
    Next up we have a newcomer to the stage
    who would like to share with us his positive thoughts
    on our empowerment Give it up for Mr Snacky Chan