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Qualifiers

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  • [Verse 1]
    I see the deepest greens
    I hear the darkest blues
    Might not be synesthesia
    Might be apartment fumes
    G-g-get up and dance
    G-g-get up and dance
    I w-w-wipe my son's ass
    And get **** on my hands
    He'd get in my car and be like
    "Daddy play some Busdriver"
    Why the ****'s it take two lines to do a one liner
    And why's it take three beats to do a two-step
    Sick days, I got two left
    So I take five, Dave Brubeck
    I make jazz jokes so I'm flat broke
    Mad at LOST and that black smoke
    **** you if you're a white man that assumes I speak for black folks
    **** you if you're a white man who thinks I can't speak for black folk
    Let that soak in your rap quotes
    And your head hurt, and your back broke
    I'm half crack smoke and half black soap
    I admit that it's an imperfect blend
    Hold up it's my turn again
    I'm playing thirteen games of Words With Friends
    Lift your hands
    Lift your head if your clothes are clean and your kids are fed
    Mine's potty trained, so when he pisses the bed
    Then he can tell I'm heated like infrared, yeah
    [Hook x2]
    We're the best, mostly
    Sometimes the freshest rhymers
    We the tightest kinda
    Respect my qualifiers
    Respect my qualifiers
    Respect my qualifiers
    Respect my qualifiers
    [Verse 2]
    They say they're looking for me, but I don't wanna hear it
    You can find me in the park district, volunteering
    With my hair disheveled, and my sneakers scuffed
    Or use your gps and get your celly features up
    I went to Africa, they played me on the radio
    And did I weird the people out, yeah, maybe so
    Cause all they knew was jive
    And all I do is ****
    And 'Bright Green Light' made the program director lose his mind
    He said "What type of rap is that? Ain't no *****es, hoes"
    And I ain't even being funny, homie didn't know
    Shoulda said it's whimsical
    Like Serengeti taught me
    My thoughts are very lofty
    Response time is very faulty
    I'm far too young to lead
    And way to old to die
    I ain't played Call of Duty, smoke you in Golden Eye
    RPG, roll the die
    JPG Kobe Tai
    PG 13 Cobra Kai
    PPG Luc Robitaille
    [Hook]
    [Outro]
    I didn't write the words you hear me singing
    I didn't sing a line before this one
    And you are not the one I was addressing
    That person took a train to Africa
    And simultaneous events don't happen
    We are isolated temporally
    And the part is never called the whole thing
    Though it bothers us to know it so
  • [Verse 1]
    I see the deepest greens
    I hear the darkest blues
    Might not be synesthesia
    Might be apartment fumes
    G-g-get up and dance
    G-g-get up and dance
    I w-w-wipe my son's ass
    And get **** on my hands
    He'd get in my car and be like
    "Daddy play some Busdriver"
    Why the ****'s it take two lines to do a one liner
    And why's it take three beats to do a two-step
    Sick days, I got two left
    So I take five, Dave Brubeck
    I make jazz jokes so I'm flat broke
    Mad at LOST and that black smoke
    **** you if you're a white man that assumes I speak for black folks
    **** you if you're a white man who thinks I can't speak for black folk
    Let that soak in your rap quotes
    And your head hurt, and your back broke
    I'm half crack smoke and half black soap
    I admit that it's an imperfect blend
    Hold up it's my turn again
    I'm playing thirteen games of Words With Friends
    Lift your hands
    Lift your head if your clothes are clean and your kids are fed
    Mine's potty trained, so when he pisses the bed
    Then he can tell I'm heated like infrared, yeah
    [Hook x2]
    We're the best, mostly
    Sometimes the freshest rhymers
    We the tightest kinda
    Respect my qualifiers
    Respect my qualifiers
    Respect my qualifiers
    Respect my qualifiers
    [Verse 2]
    They say they're looking for me, but I don't wanna hear it
    You can find me in the park district, volunteering
    With my hair disheveled, and my sneakers scuffed
    Or use your gps and get your celly features up
    I went to Africa, they played me on the radio
    And did I weird the people out, yeah, maybe so
    Cause all they knew was jive
    And all I do is ****
    And 'Bright Green Light' made the program director lose his mind
    He said "What type of rap is that? Ain't no *****es, hoes"
    And I ain't even being funny, homie didn't know
    Shoulda said it's whimsical
    Like Serengeti taught me
    My thoughts are very lofty
    Response time is very faulty
    I'm far too young to lead
    And way to old to die
    I ain't played Call of Duty, smoke you in Golden Eye
    RPG, roll the die
    JPG Kobe Tai
    PG 13 Cobra Kai
    PPG Luc Robitaille
    [Hook]
    [Outro]
    I didn't write the words you hear me singing
    I didn't sing a line before this one
    And you are not the one I was addressing
    That person took a train to Africa
    And simultaneous events don't happen
    We are isolated temporally
    And the part is never called the whole thing
    Though it bothers us to know it so