I made a machine Called The Boy Least Likely To. It feeds me shortbread biscuits, And it makes my little dreams come true. It thinks for me, And everything I used to do it does for me, It's made of aluminum, And it runs off pencil batteries. I know that it makes me happy, But something about it frightens me. I made a machine To make my life easier, But it's made it more complicated Than it ever was before. I programmed it To simulate the feelings that I used to get. It reads me bedtime stories, And it makes me feel human again. It doesn't have to understand What it's doing, And it does everything A human being can. It stores my thoughts and feelings In its database. I tell it things, When I'm feeling sad. Sometimes it the only Real friend that I have, And that's what makes me sad. I made a machine Called The Boy Least Likely To. It has lots of switches and buttons, But I don't know what they do. I know it can't Understand the intricacies of my heart, But when I cuddle up to it It comes to life in my arms. I know that it makes me happy, But something about it frightens me
[00:32.127] I made a machine [00:33.873] Called The Boy Least Likely To. [00:37.932] It feeds me shortbread biscuits, [00:41.080] And it makes my little dreams come true. [00:45.785] It thinks for me, [00:47.765] And everything I used to do it does for me, [00:51.883] It's made of aluminum, [00:54.722] And it runs off pencil batteries. [01:00.010] I know that it makes me happy, [01:03.878] But something about it frightens me. [01:15.923] I made a machine [01:17.765] To make my life easier, [01:21.790] But it's made it more complicated [01:25.845] Than it ever was before. [01:29.730] I programmed it [01:31.724] To simulate the feelings that I used to get. [01:35.761] It reads me bedtime stories, [01:38.921] And it makes me feel human again. [01:43.860] It doesn't have to understand [01:47.785] What it's doing, [01:49.931] And it does everything [01:55.852] A human being can. [01:59.833] It stores my thoughts and feelings [02:03.749] In its database. [02:07.745] I tell it things, [02:11.905] When I'm feeling sad. [02:15.713] Sometimes it the only [02:19.847] Real friend that I have, [02:23.731] And that's what makes me sad. [03:13.824] I made a machine [03:16.009] Called The Boy Least Likely To. [03:19.868] It has lots of switches and buttons, [03:23.852] But I don't know what they do. [03:27.773] I know it can't [03:29.987] Understand the intricacies of my heart, [03:33.822] But when I cuddle up to it [03:37.908] It comes to life in my arms. [03:41.765] I know that it makes me happy, [03:45.842] But something about it frightens me