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  • [00:00]E-e-e-very time I look at my ************
    [00:03]************, ************, ************
    [00:05]Call me on the dog and bone
    [00:07]All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
    [00:09]Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
    [00:11]Northern Mancky, ******-munchers
    [00:13]My ************’s bigger than your brother
    [00:15]Pu************ng twenty-five stone like your mother
    [00:17]My ************’s bigger than Wales
    [00:18]And your ************’s smaller than a mother******' snail
    [00:20]Ma bite mec
    [00:22]Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
    [00:24]Ta bite mec
    [00:26]Ca voit meme pas le jour
    [00:28]My ************ like the Mississippi river
    [00:32]My ************ ask your ************, what's for dinner?
    [00:35]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
    [00:43]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [00:50]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
    [00:58]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [01:05]Yeah dog, it's mother******' kid cuisine
    [01:06]My ************ is bigger than Mr. Clean
    [01:08]So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
    [01:10]Your ************ look like Adam Levine
    [01:12]My ************ like Pinocchio nose
    [01:13]I lie and I just watch it grow
    [01:16]I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
    [01:18]While your ************ is small like Frodo
    [01:19]Okay now
    [01:20]Young punk in this mother******
    [01:22]Place looking right in this mother******
    [01:24]Big ************ Clark in this mother******
    [01:26]************ look like a ******' Nutter Butter
    [01:27]Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
    [01:30]************ so big, got a car alarm
    [01:31]************ so big that it bought the farm
    [01:32]Your ************ like Seth Rogen's arm
    [01:35]Coming through with a big wang
    [01:36]Doing things bigger than the big bang
    [01:38]Your ************ don't got no name
    [01:40]Your ************ call my ************ Ving Rhames
    [01:42]V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
    [01:45]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
    [01:53]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:00]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:08]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:15]Your ************’s growing mold
    [02:19]My ************ ************nes like gold
    [02:23]Your ************’s like the Pope
    [02:27]My ************ don’t get old
    [02:31]Every morning I wake up and cry
    [02:35]It’s too much ************ for one guy
    [02:39]But if I donated my ************t to science
    [02:42]Mother****** probably start a riot
    [02:48]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:56]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [03:02]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
    [03:11]Every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(That's a small ************)
  • [00:00]E-e-e-very time I look at my ************
    [00:03]************, ************, ************
    [00:05]Call me on the dog and bone
    [00:07]All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
    [00:09]Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
    [00:11]Northern Mancky, ******-munchers
    [00:13]My ************’s bigger than your brother
    [00:15]Pu************ng twenty-five stone like your mother
    [00:17]My ************’s bigger than Wales
    [00:18]And your ************’s smaller than a mother******' snail
    [00:20]Ma bite mec
    [00:22]Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
    [00:24]Ta bite mec
    [00:26]Ca voit meme pas le jour
    [00:28]My ************ like the Mississippi river
    [00:32]My ************ ask your ************, what's for dinner?
    [00:35]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
    [00:43]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [00:50]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
    [00:58]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [01:05]Yeah dog, it's mother******' kid cuisine
    [01:06]My ************ is bigger than Mr. Clean
    [01:08]So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
    [01:10]Your ************ look like Adam Levine
    [01:12]My ************ like Pinocchio nose
    [01:13]I lie and I just watch it grow
    [01:16]I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
    [01:18]While your ************ is small like Frodo
    [01:19]Okay now
    [01:20]Young punk in this mother******
    [01:22]Place looking right in this mother******
    [01:24]Big ************ Clark in this mother******
    [01:26]************ look like a ******' Nutter Butter
    [01:27]Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
    [01:30]************ so big, got a car alarm
    [01:31]************ so big that it bought the farm
    [01:32]Your ************ like Seth Rogen's arm
    [01:35]Coming through with a big wang
    [01:36]Doing things bigger than the big bang
    [01:38]Your ************ don't got no name
    [01:40]Your ************ call my ************ Ving Rhames
    [01:42]V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
    [01:45]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"
    [01:53]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:00]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:08]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:15]Your ************’s growing mold
    [02:19]My ************ ************nes like gold
    [02:23]Your ************’s like the Pope
    [02:27]My ************ don’t get old
    [02:31]Every morning I wake up and cry
    [02:35]It’s too much ************ for one guy
    [02:39]But if I donated my ************t to science
    [02:42]Mother****** probably start a riot
    [02:48]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
    [02:56]And every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(Goddamn)
    [03:02]Every time I look at my ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a big ************"(Goddamn)
    [03:11]Every time I look at your ************, I'm like "Holy ************t, that's a small ************"(That's a small ************)