E-e-e-very time I look at my **** ****, ****, **** Call me on the dog and bone All you Yanks, that’s a telephone Here have a look, just have a butcher’s Northern Mancky, ****-muncher My ****’s bigger than your brother Pu***ng twenty-five stone like your mother My ****’s bigger than Wales And your ****’s smaller than a mother******' snail Ma bite mec Ca monte jusqu'a la tour Ta bite mec Ca voit meme pas le jour My **** like the Mississippi river My **** ask your *****, what's for dinner? Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" Yeah dog, it's mother******' Kid Cuisine My **** gets bigger than Mr. Clean So fresh you could swish it like Listerine Your **** look like Adam Levine My **** like Pinocchio nose I lie and I just watch it grow I hang low like trunk of Dumbo While your **** gets small like Frodo Young Bob Barker in this mother****** Price looking right in this mother****** Big **** Clark in this mother****** **** look like a ******' Nutter Butter Got more wood than Barry Bonds **** so big, got a car alarm **** so big that it bought the farm Your ****'s like Seth Rogen's arm Coming through with a big wang Doing things bigger than the big bang Your **** don't got no name Your ***** call my **** Ving Rhames V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" (Goddamn) And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" (Goddamn) Your ****’s growing mold My **** ***nes like gold Your ****’s like the Pope My **** don’t get old Every morning I wake up and cry It’s too much **** for one guy But if I donated my ***t to science Mother****** probably start a riot Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" (Goddamn) And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" (Goddamn) Every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" (That's a small ****)
[00:01.68]E-e-e-very time I look at my **** [00:04.71]****, ****, **** [00:07.29]Call me on the dog and bone [00:09.01]All you Yanks, that’s a telephone [00:11.03]Here have a look, just have a butcher’s [00:12.80]Northern Mancky, ****-muncher [00:14.57]My ****’s bigger than your brother [00:16.24]Pu***ng twenty-five stone like your mother [00:18.06]My ****’s bigger than Wales [00:19.67]And your ****’s smaller than a mother******' snail [00:21.89]Ma bite mec [00:23.32]Ca monte jusqu'a la tour [00:25.43]Ta bite mec [00:26.70]Ca voit meme pas le jour [00:29.79]My **** like the Mississippi river [00:33.37]My **** ask your *****, what's for dinner? [00:36.70]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" [00:43.83]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" [00:49.95](Goddamn) [00:51.11]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" [00:58.54]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" [01:06.23]Yeah dog, it's mother******' Kid Cuisine [01:08.05]My **** gets bigger than Mr. Clean [01:09.71]So fresh you could swish it like Listerine [01:11.68]Your **** look like Adam Levine [01:13.36]My **** like Pinocchio nose [01:15.12]I lie and I just watch it grow [01:16.90]I hang low like trunk of Dumbo [01:18.66]While your **** gets small like Frodo [01:22.02]Young Bob Barker in this mother****** [01:23.28]Price looking right in this mother****** [01:25.00]Big **** Clark in this mother****** [01:26.77]**** look like a ******' Nutter Butter [01:28.39]Got more wood than Barry Bonds [01:30.05]**** so big, got a car alarm [01:31.78]**** so big that it bought the farm [01:33.59]Your ****'s like Seth Rogen's arm [01:35.57]Coming through with a big wang [01:37.54]Doing things bigger than the big bang [01:39.46]Your **** don't got no name [01:40.93]Your ***** call my **** Ving Rhames [01:42.95]V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames [01:46.58]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" [01:53.71]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" [01:59.72](Goddamn) [02:00.89]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" [02:07.16](Goddamn) [02:08.78]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" [02:14.50](Goddamn) [02:16.17]Your ****’s growing mold [02:19.71]My **** ***nes like gold [02:23.53]Your ****’s like the Pope [02:26.87]My **** don’t get old [02:32.33]Every morning I wake up and cry [02:36.22]It’s too much **** for one guy [02:39.51]But if I donated my ***t to science [02:43.20]Mother****** probably start a riot [02:48.96]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" [02:55.03](Goddamn) [02:56.45]And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" [03:02.20](Goddamn) [03:03.37]Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****" [03:09.79](Goddamn) [03:11.05]Every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****" [03:17.13](That's a small ****)
