They're amazing, don't you think? So incredibly talented So many hits on YouTube So many things to live up to
They're amazing, don't you think? My two older brothers They've had a wonderful career But I was never asked to join them
Oh God, how can it be? Those assholes did not ask me? I will never be a star I will never ever do a concert Never perform with an audience I'll never stand alone on stage I wouldn't have the nerve to do it Guess I would **** it up anyway I will never be a star I have some tricks up my sleeve How I wish that I can show them I spin a pen around my thumb And then I grab it with my index I want to show it But I know I can't Cause the live audience Gives me nerves here I stand I tremble, I sweat ****vers run down my spine As I stretch out my arm and prepare That's why I'll never be a star I wouldn't know how to move my body I would be stiff as a traffic light I will never be a star I wouldn't know how to top the chorus with lots of smoke going everywhere Ok, listen up everyone! I know you enjoyed my pen trick And it's real easy, you can learn it too Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick" That's what I did! I will never be a star You better believe it Cause I mean it I will never be I will never be a star
[00:00.00]I Will Never Be A Star [00:02.60]Bjarte Ylvisåker [00:03.60] [00:06.10]They're amazing, don't you think? [00:10.66]So incredibly talented [00:16.10]So many hits on YouTube [00:22.45]So many things to live up to [00:32.42] [00:37.73]They're amazing, don't you think? [00:43.18]My two older brothers [00:48.94]They've had a wonderful career [00:54.33]But I was never asked to join them [00:59.02] [01:01.74]Oh God, how can it be? [01:07.35]Those assholes did not ask me? [01:15.68]I will never be a star [01:23.03]I will never ever do a concert [01:26.82]Never perform with an audience [01:30.58]I'll never stand alone on stage [01:38.60]I wouldn't have the nerve to do it [01:41.94]Guess I would **** it up anyway [01:46.04]I will never be a star [01:49.47]I have some tricks up my sleeve [01:53.52]How I wish that I can show them [01:57.61]I spin a pen around my thumb [02:00.82]And then I grab it with my index [02:04.32]I want to show it [02:05.86]But I know I can't [02:07.60]Cause the live audience [02:09.50]Gives me nerves here I stand [02:11.95]I tremble, I sweat [02:13.49]****vers run down my spine [02:15.18]As I stretch out my arm and prepare [02:23.54]That's why I'll never be a star [02:31.18]I wouldn't know how to move my body [02:34.92]I would be stiff as a traffic light [02:39.01]I will never be a star [02:46.22]I wouldn't know how to top the chorus with lots of smoke going everywhere [02:56.32]Ok, listen up everyone! [02:57.64]I know you enjoyed my pen trick [03:00.06]And it's real easy, you can learn it too [03:02.42]Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick" [03:06.63]That's what I did! [03:09.42]I will never be a star [03:16.79]You better believe it [03:19.27]Cause I mean it [03:21.35]I will never be [03:25.00]I will never be a star
