Went down to the wedding hall My best friend was gettin' hitched All the girls were dressed to the nines Man I was gettin' the itch The Joint was jumpin', The band was rockin' Even the ugly ones looked good Could've been the romance Or The cheap champagne Oh man, I was goin' insane Got a hot shot Gotta unload Hot shotGonna explode Hot shotGotta confess Oh, baby, gonna be a mess The band started playin' one of those Cry your eyes out wedding songs This was my chance, looking to dance Weel, it didn't take long She was slip-sliding up and down on me Felt like a stripper pole Blue satin dress, gotta confess Oh, man, I was gonna blow Got a hot shot Gotta unload Hot shotGonna explode Hot shotGotta confess Gonna be a mess Oh, baby, on your party dress Got a hot shot Baby, don't say no Hot shotDon't wanna do it alone Hot shotGonna be a mess Don't wanna have to do it by myself Pretty maids all in a row One of them gave me the eye Said "Hello, how you doAnd will you be my bride?" She said: "Baby, now just slow downThis is all just a little too soonBaby, if ya want to skip a stepYou can take me right now on a honeymoonGot a hot shotGotta unloadHot shotGonna explodeHot shotGotta confessGonna be a messOh, baby, on your party dressGot a hot shotBaby, don't say noHot shotDon't wanna do it aloneHot shotGonna be a real soonOh, baby, on a honeymoon
Went down to the wedding hall My best friend was gettin' hitched All the girls were dressed to the nines Man I was gettin' the itch The Joint was jumpin', The band was rockin' Even the ugly ones looked good Could've been the romance Or The cheap champagne Oh man, I was goin' insane Got a hot shot Gotta unload Hot shotGonna explode Hot shotGotta confess Oh, baby, gonna be a mess The band started playin' one of those Cry your eyes out wedding songs This was my chance, looking to dance Weel, it didn't take long She was slip-sliding up and down on me Felt like a stripper pole Blue satin dress, gotta confess Oh, man, I was gonna blow Got a hot shot Gotta unload Hot shotGonna explode Hot shotGotta confess Gonna be a mess Oh, baby, on your party dress Got a hot shot Baby, don't say no Hot shotDon't wanna do it alone Hot shotGonna be a mess Don't wanna have to do it by myself Pretty maids all in a row One of them gave me the eye Said "Hello, how you doAnd will you be my bride?" She said: "Baby, now just slow downThis is all just a little too soonBaby, if ya want to skip a stepYou can take me right now on a honeymoonGot a hot shotGotta unloadHot shotGonna explodeHot shotGotta confessGonna be a messOh, baby, on your party dressGot a hot shotBaby, don't say noHot shotDon't wanna do it aloneHot shotGonna be a real soonOh, baby, on a honeymoon
