Pissing in a truck stop in mobile, alabama Tape of molly hatchett in the back of my pants I'm almost out of money so I call my little honey Saying wire me two-hundy, i'm hittin' the boats My AMC Gremlin circa '74 Rusted out door, my dog on the floor Feelin' kind of lucky with the (?) blues Had a week of the flu and now it's time for the house to lose Round here they don't use them cellular phones 'cause everybody's livin' like it's 1971 A night on the town is your only salvation Heaven is a diner full of burgers, fries and cokes Stomach's full of **** and now it's time for a beer Hotwire the car so we can get down to them boats The louisiana purchase was a hell of a deal So gimme that pair of kings and the queen of hearts Rum is a stupid liquid to drink, At ten in the morning you don't know who you are Honkytonks and bars, smokin' steel gituars Got a ragin' headache at ten in the morning To throw some cold water on the top of your skull You can't remember where those two hundred bills have gone That hand of poker all just does me all wrong I'll tell my kids got no food to bring home
Pissing in a truck stop in mobile, alabama Tape of molly hatchett in the back of my pants I'm almost out of money so I call my little honey Saying wire me two-hundy, i'm hittin' the boats My AMC Gremlin circa '74 Rusted out door, my dog on the floor Feelin' kind of lucky with the (?) blues Had a week of the flu and now it's time for the house to lose Round here they don't use them cellular phones 'cause everybody's livin' like it's 1971 A night on the town is your only salvation Heaven is a diner full of burgers, fries and cokes Stomach's full of **** and now it's time for a beer Hotwire the car so we can get down to them boats The louisiana purchase was a hell of a deal So gimme that pair of kings and the queen of hearts Rum is a stupid liquid to drink, At ten in the morning you don't know who you are Honkytonks and bars, smokin' steel gituars Got a ragin' headache at ten in the morning To throw some cold water on the top of your skull You can't remember where those two hundred bills have gone That hand of poker all just does me all wrong I'll tell my kids got no food to bring home
