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  • 作词 : Tenacious D
    KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
    JB: Yeah?
    KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
    JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact,
    I been getting ready.
    KG: Yeah?
    JB: Yeah,
    I been doin cock pushups.
    KG: Cock Pushups?
    JB: Yeah.
    KG: What are those?
    JB: Its where you ****** lay down flat on the ground.
    KG: Yeah...
    JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
    KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible.
    Your cock can support your whole weight?
    JB: Well not at first...
    KG: Yeah?
    JB: But over time.
    KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
    JB: ...cock pushups?
    KG: Yeah...
    I guess, you could only do one really.
    JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
  • 作词 : Tenacious D
    KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
    JB: Yeah?
    KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
    JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact,
    I been getting ready.
    KG: Yeah?
    JB: Yeah,
    I been doin cock pushups.
    KG: Cock Pushups?
    JB: Yeah.
    KG: What are those?
    JB: Its where you ****** lay down flat on the ground.
    KG: Yeah...
    JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
    KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible.
    Your cock can support your whole weight?
    JB: Well not at first...
    KG: Yeah?
    JB: But over time.
    KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
    JB: ...cock pushups?
    KG: Yeah...
    I guess, you could only do one really.
    JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need