J:] Hey Kage K:] Jables J:] How goes it man? K:] S''good… s''good J:] Y''know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world. K:] Well yeah me too! J:] There''s no point in doing it if we''re not the best. K:] Well s''true. I agree with that. J:] I mean what, yeah we''re gonna be, yeah we''re really good. We''re like almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that. K:] Yeah J:] We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust! K:] What, what do you...
K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though? J:] sigh] Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons. K:] What! J:] I know, you''re really good but you gotta expand your game. K:] Lessons! J:] Y''know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking, Y''know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal? K:] Man, yeah, that''s true. That''s true. J:] Well I''ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy. K:] Really? J:] And I, I hope you''re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude. K:] Yeah? Oh no, what! J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don''t like- ah hey! I swear, if you don''t like it we''ll f*cking fire his ass. He''s out. K:] Who is this guy? I never… J:] His name is Felix Char K:] Urgh, what. J:] He''s from Spain and he is the best. K:] Oh god… J:] I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic. K:] Urgh, I just, I don''t know him, it seems weird! J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him? K:] OK. Alright. I''ll spend a minute with him. J:] OK bro, he''s right outside I''m sending him in. K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid. F:] Hello? K:] Uh, hi! F:] Hello, I am Felix Char. K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um. F:] Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh. K:] OK, hm. F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique. K:] OK. F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here? K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here. F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender? K:] Ah well it''s a Gibson.
uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up? K:] OK. Yeah. F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap! K:] What? What''d I do? What''d I do? F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar! K:] I just picked it up, I just- F:] No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body. K:] The what! F:] The body. K:] Oh the body! Body, OK. F:] I''m sorry about my accent. K:] I didn''t know, I didn''t know. F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play the guitar now. Play. K:] Uh, OK? Uh. F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight. K:] They''re too tight? F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see? K:] Oh! Hm. F:] If I put my finger, on your finger. K:] Hey! F:] Then you can feel… K:] I can! Wait! F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips. K:] Mhmhm! F:] Yes that''s good. K:] Hey man! F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm. K:] I''m just try- what!? F:] Feel this. Do you feel that? K:] Oh God! This is really weird man! F:] That''s my cock. K:] What! F:] That''s my cock in your butt cheeks. K:] Oh God! Hey! F:] Do you feel it?
[00:01.14]J:] Hey Kage [00:01.74]K:] Jables [00:02.53]J:] How goes it man? [00:03.75]K:] S''good… s''good [00:05.76]J:] Y''know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, [00:08.23]I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world. [00:10.60]K:] Well yeah me too! [00:11.75]J:] There''s no point in doing it if we''re not the best. [00:14.02]K:] Well s''true. I agree with that. [00:15.73]J:] I mean what, yeah we''re gonna be, [00:17.06]yeah we''re really good. We''re like [00:18.22]almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that. [00:19.70]K:] Yeah [00:22.04]J:] We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust! [00:23.47]K:] What, what do you... [00:24.89] [00:27.82]K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though? [00:31.65]J:] sigh] Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons. [00:33.73]K:] What! [00:34.36]J:] I know, you''re really good but you gotta expand your game. [00:36.15]K:] Lessons! [00:37.89]J:] Y''know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking, [00:41.03]Y''know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal? [00:42.46]K:] Man, yeah, that''s true. That''s true. [00:44.72]J:] Well I''ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy. [00:47.65]K:] Really? [00:48.41]J:] And I, I hope you''re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude. [00:52.18]K:] Yeah? Oh no, what! [00:54.77]J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don''t like- ah hey! I [00:56.66]swear, if you don''t like it we''ll f*cking fire his ass. He''s out. [01:01.52]K:] Who is this guy? I never… [01:02.45]J:] His name is Felix Char [01:03.70]K:] Urgh, what. [01:05.20]J:] He''s from Spain and he is the best. [01:08.16]K:] Oh god… [01:09.14]J:] I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic. [01:10.93]K:] Urgh, I just, I don''t know him, it seems weird! [01:13.37]J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him? [01:15.12]K:] OK. Alright. I''ll spend a minute with him. [01:18.70]J:] OK bro, he''s right outside I''m sending him in. [01:26.61]K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid. [01:27.68]F:] Hello? [01:28.46]K:] Uh, hi! [01:29.01]F:] Hello, I am Felix Char. [01:30.15]K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um. [01:31.93]F:] Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh. [01:35.36]K:] OK, hm. [01:36.85]F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique. [01:43.18]K:] OK. [01:43.56]F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here? [01:45.02]K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here. [01:46.58]F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender? [01:48.81]K:] Ah well it''s a Gibson. [01:50.07] [01:53.04]uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up? [01:55.49]K:] OK. Yeah. [01:57.70]F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap! [01:59.04]K:] What? What''d I do? What''d I do? [02:00.24]F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar! [02:01.96]K:] I just picked it up, I just- [02:03.31]F:] No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body. [02:09.95]K:] The what! [02:10.43]F:] The body. [02:10.88]K:] Oh the body! Body, OK. [02:12.48]F:] I''m sorry about my accent. [02:13.84]K:] I didn''t know, I didn''t know. [02:15.56]F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. [02:19.98]You go and play the guitar now. Play. [02:21.81]K:] Uh, OK? Uh. [02:23.58]F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight. [02:27.31]K:] They''re too tight? [02:28.00]F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see? [02:30.02]K:] Oh! Hm. [02:31.27]F:] If I put my finger, on your finger. [02:33.37]K:] Hey! [02:33.77]F:] Then you can feel… [02:34.81]K:] I can! Wait! [02:35.38]F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips. [02:37.14]K:] Mhmhm! [02:39.61]F:] Yes that''s good. [02:40.18]K:] Hey man! [02:41.89]F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm. [02:45.02]K:] I''m just try- what!? [02:46.29]F:] Feel this. Do you feel that? [02:48.47]K:] Oh God! This is really weird man! [02:49.48]F:] That''s my cock. [02:50.19]K:] What! [02:51.00]F:] That''s my cock in your butt cheeks. [02:52.66]K:] Oh God! Hey! [02:53.21]F:] Do you feel it? [03:09.46]
