Well once I was persuaded to open up my head I told them how it was and went and got it wrong instead I said would you believe me if you only knew I'd been stealing everything, this conversations through And the boy cried hang him at three I saw him on the front page laughing at me He worked in a fairground in a tall hat He's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule I could be your beggar but I'd rather be just as cruel
So I told them all I could about what could they expect but I lost my sense of smell and I gained my self respect They told me I was curious I told them they were slow They asked me were I get this stuff I told them I don't know And the boy cried whoopi de dee There's a woman with a mustache who wont let me be Though she was born on a Monday she's a hundred and four She's a liar she's a liar and a little bit more Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill walk like a monkey, kick like a mule I could be your beggar but I'd rather be just as cruel
And the boy cried hang him at three I saw him on the front page laughing at me He worked in a fairground in a tall hat He's a liar, he's a liar and a good one at that Say what you want to say what you will Write your number on my telephone bill Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule I could be your beggar but I'd rather be just as cruel
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[00:39.26]Well once I was persuaded to open up my head [00:43.30]I told them how it was [00:44.81]and went and got it wrong instead [00:46.95]I said would you believe me if you only knew [00:51.11]I'd been stealing everything, [00:52.73]this conversations through [00:54.67]And the boy cried hang him at three [00:57.79]I saw him on the front page laughing at me [01:01.54]He worked in a fairground in a tall hat [01:04.95]He's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that [01:08.95]Say what you want to say what you will [01:12.94]Write your number on my telephone bill [01:16.77]Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule [01:20.70]I could be your beggar [01:22.11]but I'd rather be just as cruel [01:25.36] [01:41.17]So I told them all I could [01:43.27]about what could they expect [01:45.17]but I lost my sense of smell [01:46.96]and I gained my self respect [01:48.88]They told me I was curious [01:51.04]I told them they were slow [01:52.88]They asked me were I get this stuff [01:54.82]I told them I don't know [01:56.63]And the boy cried whoopi de dee [01:59.48]There's a woman with a mustache who wont let me be [02:03.13]Though she was born on a Monday [02:05.05]she's a hundred and four [02:06.98]She's a liar she's a liar and a little bit more [02:11.00]Say what you want to say what you will [02:15.06]Write your number on my telephone bill [02:18.73]walk like a monkey, kick like a mule [02:22.70]I could be your beggar [02:24.07]but I'd rather be just as cruel [02:27.20] [03:05.17]And the boy cried hang him at three [03:08.42]I saw him on the front page laughing at me [03:12.14]He worked in a fairground in a tall hat [03:15.55]He's a liar, he's a liar and a good one at that [03:19.61]Say what you want to say what you will [03:23.55]Write your number on my telephone bill [03:27.36]Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule [03:31.31]I could be your beggar [03:32.67]but I'd rather be just as cruel [03:36.08] [03:47.05] [03:52.79]End
